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Haunted Matron, a favorite attraction of Brigham Young
June 3, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces (by Minnie Mouse)
Prepared to be horrified as you shudder along the most haunted place in Disneyland! Your personal horror begins in the straightening room where you will meet the Uppermost Host. After that, board a Omnibuggie to tour the rest of the matron, including the corridor of poltergeists, musical flotilla, and Cinderella ballroom. Watch out for fortune-telling Psychic Quiota, the upstairs lady, and a cemetery full of weirdos screeching the Haunted Matron's theme song, "Red Rotting Remains!"
Be sure to come back during Earth Day to experience the Haunted Matron Recyclingday overlay!
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to find something with a different ambiance.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or clothing, lycanthropic, immunological, leg, or attention-span issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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