Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Haunted House attraction at park opening
November 11, 1965
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Prepared to be scared as you enter the most haunted place in Disneyland! Your nightmare begins in the stretching room where you will find your Grossed Host. After that, board a Doomdudlie to tour the rest of the house, including the corridor of monsters, séance pit, and great ballroom. Watch out for psychic head Madman Noshoulda, the upstairs widow, and a back yard full of the former living murdering the Haunted House's theme song, "Great Growling Ghouls!"
Be sure to come back during Winter Solstice and see the Haunted House Paganday overlay!
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, weird allergies, or cardiac, tongue, hip, blood, nasal, or chest disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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