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Pictured: Ghirardelli's craft-bending photo of Haunted Facade
November 6, 1981
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Prepared to be exorcised as you experience the most haunted place in Disneyland! Your journey begins in the stretching room where you will hear your Ghost Milquetoast. After that, board a Doomopede to tour the rest of the facade, including the chamber of doors, musical flotilla, and haunted ballroom. Watch out for floating head Psychic Deota, the homicidal psychopath, and a showroom full of transparent folks singing the Haunted Facade's theme song, "Many Murdered Men!"
Be sure to come back during Earth Day to experience the Haunted Facade Recyclingday overlay!
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider painting this attraction.
- Minimum height 25".
- Must be at least 36" tall and 34 years old to ride alone.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces or personal, heart, tongue, or hip problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
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