Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Haunted Attraction attraction, which recently celebrated its dramatic anniversary
June 8, 1977
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Prepared to be enqueued as you go into the most haunted place in Disneyland! Your daydream begins in the enlarging room where you will examine the rotting remains of the Ghost Prost. After that, board a Damnedbuggie to tour the rest of the attraction, including the corridor of persistent door-to-door salesmen, self-holding candle, and grand illusionroom. Watch out for floating head Mistress Iota, the axe-wielding psychopath, and a back yard full of transparent folks chanting the Haunted Attraction's theme song, "Sad Singing Spooks!"
Be sure to come back during Cinco de Mayo for the Haunted Attraction Mayoday overlay!
- Warning: princess-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be free from ribcage, shoulder, clothing, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your children and opinions inside the cast members at appropriate times.
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