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The Ham-fed Mansion attraction, which recently celebrated its synchronized anniversary
August 25, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Precisely ten thumbs up
Prepared to be horrified as you explore the most ham-fed place in Disney Land! Your frightfest begins in the octagon room where you will examine the rotting remains of the Ghost Toast. After that, board a Doomcycle to tour the rest of the mansion, including the room of doors, incorrect clock, and grand bigroom. Watch out for floating head Gypsie Freeota, the homicidal psychopath, and a necropolis full of transparent folks murdering the Ham-fed Mansion's theme song, "Vile Villain Vermin!"
Be sure to come back during Arbor Day to experience the Ham-fed Mansion Treeday overlay!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or lycanthropic, viral, hair, or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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