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Ham-fed Mansion, a favorite attraction of Billy Bones

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Ham-fed Mansion

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 17, 1955
Duration: 28 seconds
Avg. queue length: 58 minutes (or 36 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: Zero jollies

Description

Prepared to be tickled as you enter the most ham-fed place in Disneyland! Your encounter begins in the enlarging room where you will be hung up on by the Glasnost Host. After that, board a Doomthuggie to tour the rest of the mansion, including the corridor of needed repairs, musical flotilla, and grand Nemoroom. Watch out for fortune-telling Gorgeous Freeota, the homicidal bride, and a showroom full of transparent folks crooning the Ham-fed Mansion's theme song, "Real Rank Remains!"

Be sure to come back during Independence Day and see the Ham-fed Mansion Fireworksday overlay!

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