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The Hacked Mansion attraction, calmly lamenting in the afternoon sunlight
June 27, 2004
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're aboriginie)
Prepared to be haunted as you experience the most hacked place in Disneyland! Your nightmare begins in the distending room where you will examine the rotting remains of the Milquetoast Host. After that, board a Doomthuggie to tour the rest of the mansion, including the corridor of demons, incorrect clock, and grand musicroom. Watch out for fortune-telling Psychic Coata, the upstairs psychopath, and a cemetery full of transparent folks murdering the Hacked Mansion's theme song, "Phreaky Phlying Phantoms!"
Be sure to come back during Yom Kippur to experience the Hacked Mansion Atonementday overlay!
- Because it is so great, those in the know disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness or viral, chest, inner ear, lung, or shoulder issues or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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