Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyfied Mansion attraction at midday
September 18, 2004
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Prepared to be horrified as you shiver into the most disneyfied place in Disneyland! Your encounter begins in the octagon room where you will meet your Almost Host. After that, board a Tombuggie to tour the rest of the mansion, including the corridor of poltergeists, incorrect clock, and Pepper's ballroom. Watch out for the bodiless Madman Sheota, the axe-wielding matron, and a back yard full of weirdos murdering the Disneyfied Mansion's theme song, "Cool Crooning Cemeteries!"
Be sure to come back during Yom Kippur to experience the Disneyfied Mansion Atonementday overlay!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- CAUTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, weird phobias, inappropriate cluelessness, or bowel, romantic, nasal, wrist, personal, or liver issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No photography or drinks allowed.
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