Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Disneyfied Mansion, a favorite attraction of Jay Rasulo
Disneyfied Mansion
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 2, 2002
Duration: 36 seconds
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Rating for young adults: Zero princesses
Description
Prepared to be enqueued as you flee from the most disneyfied place in Disneyland! Your personal horror begins in the elongating room where you will hear your Compost Host. After that, board a Voombuggie to tour the rest of the mansion, including the lobby of doors, floating firesticks, and grand dancingroom. Watch out for fortune-telling Psychic Heota, the cake-cutting maniac lady in the attic, and a burial ground full of ghosts singing the Disneyfied Mansion's theme song, "Cool Crooning Corpses!"
Be sure to come back during Yom Kippur for the awesome Disneyfied Mansion Atonementday overlay!
Touring Tips
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Alerts
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and glasses within the attraction at various times.
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