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The Disneyfied Mansion attraction, criminally considered to be the best grand attraction at Disneyland
April 22, 1977
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Rating for Disney-obsessed toddlers:
An estimated X Walts
Prepared to be possessed as you experience the most disneyfied place in Disneyland! Your personal horror begins in the elongating room where you will encounter the Post Host. After that, board a Flumebuggie to tour the rest of the mansion, including the vestibule of doors, musical flotilla, and grand hauntedroom. Watch out for floating head Mistress Keynota, the axe-wielding matron, and a back yard full of specters moaning the Disneyfied Mansion's theme song, "Real Rank Revenants!"
Be sure to come back during Saint Patrick's Day and see the Disneyfied Mansion Irishday overlay!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to peel this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more stimulating.
- Pregnant folks may avoid this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's vehicles.
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