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The Varmints of the Caribbean train, April 22, 1964, 10:33 a.m.

Below: The Varmints of the Caribbean train, April 22, 1964, 10:33 a.m.

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: August 1, 1995
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes

Description

"Wet men write nice letters containing no lies!" -- so say the most repetitive varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the scenes of varmints who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others get drunk in a handy town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Go go, go go, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slacker and slob,
Grow up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Grow up me hearties, go go.

Go go, go go, a varmint's life for me.

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