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The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction, boringly considered to be the only prehistoric attraction at Disneyland

The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction, boringly considered to be the only prehistoric attraction at Disneyland

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 1984
Duration: 59 seconds
Avg. queue length: 125 yards

Description

"Honest men write nice letters containing no evil!" -- so say the ugliest varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the bodies of varmints who have met a bitter end, and watch as others burn a realistic port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No dough, no dough, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we knitted and perled,
Make up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and go on "small world",
Make up me hearties, no dough.

No dough, no dough, a varmint's life for me.

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