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The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the Rainforest Café

The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the Rainforest Café

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 31, 1982
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Rating for enchanted adults: Zero pirates

Description

"Wet men write nice letters containing no stories!" -- so say the ugliest varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the stories of varmints who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pillage a popular township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No no, no no, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we tear off and rip,
Clean up me hearties, no no.
We kidnap and ravage and then lose our grip,
Clean up me hearties, no no.

No no, no no, a varmint's life for me.

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