Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Varmints of the Caribbean train, adventurously considered to be the best unidentified train at Disneyland

The Varmints of the Caribbean train, adventurously considered to be the best unidentified train at Disneyland

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: May 19, 1958
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes (or 18 minutes in metric)
Rating: Two Mickeys

Description

"Honest men hear no tales!" -- so say the most tireless varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the bodies of varmints who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others violate several local laws in a jolly village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho foe, ho foe, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Wash up me hearties, ho foe.
We kidnap and ravage and giggle with joy,
Wash up me hearties, ho foe.

Ho foe, ho foe, a varmint's life for me.

Touring Recommendations

Policies and Notices

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.