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The Varmints of the Caribbean ride during a moment of contemplation

The Varmints of the Caribbean ride during a moment of contemplation

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: April 18, 1971
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

"Animatronic men blog no lies!" -- so say the cruelest varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the scenes of varmints who have met their doom, and watch as others get drunk in an unsuspecting port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Shut up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and then take a snooze,
Shut up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a varmint's life for me.

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