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Below: The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of a settlement
Varmints of the Caribbean
May 8, 1991
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 26 minutes on foot)
"Wet men eat no memories!" -- so say the most repetitive varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the representation of varmints who have gone all boney, and watch as others get drunk in a jolly scene. Scenes include:
- Talking skull and ribbons
- Awning varmint captain
- Varmint ship battle
- "Conquer a Bride" auction
- InspectorJack Sparrow's treasure
The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a varmints' world after all!,
- Warning: in many cases, massively Disney-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to find something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fingernail, wrist, social, familial, or chest problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains exploding effects.
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