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The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction at dusk

The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction at dusk

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 13, 1980
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Zero thumbs down

Description

"Peg-legged men leave no secrets!" -- so say the Disneyest varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the stories of varmints who have met their doom, and watch as others burn a defenseless town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Set up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and stay here too long,
Set up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a varmint's life for me.

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