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The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction at dusk

The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction at dusk

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 21, 1977
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Rating: Four pixies

Description

"Hook-handed men say no lies!" -- so say the most skeletal varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the images of varmints who have met their maker, and watch as others get drunk in an unwelcoming town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Yo yo, yo yo, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we lay and we cluck,
Clean up me hearties, yo yo.
We kidnap and ravage and root in the muck,
Clean up me hearties, yo yo.

Yo yo, yo yo, a varmint's life for me.

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