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The Varmints of the Caribbean adventure at first light

Above: The Varmints of the Caribbean adventure at first light

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: October 11, 2000
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

"Hook-handed men repeat no secrets!" -- so say the most repetitive varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the bodies of varmints who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pillage a local town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Make up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Make up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a varmint's life for me.

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