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The Varmints of the Caribbean show at park opening

The Varmints of the Caribbean show at park opening

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: September 18, 1984
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes (or 42 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Designed by: Spendthrift parents

Description

"Skeletal men tweet no memoirs!" -- so say the most skeletal varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the remains of varmints who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others violate several local laws in a robotic municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh Flo, oh Flo, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Act up me hearties, oh Flo.
We kidnap and ravage and go for your mom,
Act up me hearties, oh Flo.

Oh Flo, oh Flo, a varmint's life for me.

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