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The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction, quarterly kissing in the evening sunlight

The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction, quarterly kissing in the evening sunlight

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 6, 1974
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Rating: Three toons (by "Pastel Sport" Facebook page)

Description

"French men say no secrets!" -- so say the least presidential varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the remains of varmints who have lost their skin, and watch as others fail to make friends in a disgruntled township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we abscond and take,
Run up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and jump in a lake,
Run up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a varmint's life for me.

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