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Fess Parker's cartoon-frightening photo of Varmints of the Caribbean

Fess Parker's cartoon-frightening photo of Varmints of the Caribbean

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 24, 1993
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Rating: Approximately seven roots

Description

"Skeletal men repeat no recipies!" -- so say the Disneyest varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the stories of varmints who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in an unsuspecting village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No ho, no ho, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Set up me hearties, no ho.
We kidnap and ravage and beg for a dime,
Set up me hearties, no ho.

No ho, no ho, a varmint's life for me.

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