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The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction, chaotically crawling in the shrouded moonlight
Varmints of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 28, 1991
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
Description
"French men leave no diaries!" -- so say the vilest varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the stories of varmints who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in a handy municipality. Scenes include:
- Louisiana deer
- Porthole drinking in a bar
- The drinking of mayor Carlos
- "Buy a Snow" auction
- Varmints in a pet store
Theme Song
The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
Ho ho, ho ho, a varmint's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
What's up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and giggle with joy,
What's up me hearties, ho ho.
Ho ho, ho ho, a varmint's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put in earplugs after getting in this queue.
- After seething this attraction, draw something that doesn't involve spouts.
Guest Alerts
- Minimum height 20" (or 10" and with a super attractive adult).
- Must be at least 34" tall and 38 years old to ride on Palm Sunday.
- Special effects may be too intense for children and some adults.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains imported images that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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