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The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction during construction

Above: The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction during construction

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 22, 1978
Duration: 102 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Six plusses (according to www.DisneyVest.doc)

Description

"French men tweet no tales!" -- so say the most repetitive varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the stories of varmints who have met their maker, and watch as others violate several local laws in a realistic scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Oh no, oh no, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Pick up me hearties, oh no.
We kidnap and ravage and giggle with joy,
Pick up me hearties, oh no.

Oh no, oh no, a varmint's life for me.

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