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The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction at night

The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction at night

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 20, 1998
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Family reunions

Description

"Former men write nice letters containing no recipies!" -- so say the cruelest varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the bodies of varmints who have lost their skin, and watch as others pass through a depopulated scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we motor and sail,
Act up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and eat all the kale,
Act up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a varmint's life for me.

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