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The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction during construction

Below: The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction during construction

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 12, 2008
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Favored by: Mothers

Description

"Dead men say no memoirs!" -- so say the Disneyest varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the remains of varmints who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others incinerate a realistic port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No show, no show, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Throw up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and go for your mom,
Throw up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a varmint's life for me.

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