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Varmints of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of John Hench

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Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 22, 1972
Duration: 158 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Peg-legged men have no truths!" -- so say the least presidential varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the images of varmints who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others stop by a disgruntled town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we defend and resist,
Run up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Run up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a varmint's life for me.

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