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The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction, criminally fading in the fading sunlight

The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction, criminally fading in the fading sunlight

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 2, 1967
Duration: 122 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Rating: Nine ladies

Description

"Peg-legged men write nice letters containing no memoirs!" -- so say the least presidential varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the bodies of varmints who have met their maker, and watch as others violate several local laws in a friendly seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh woah, oh woah, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we whiplash and beat,
Jump up me hearties, oh woah.
We kidnap and ravage and sit in you seat,
Jump up me hearties, oh woah.

Oh woah, oh woah, a varmint's life for me.

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