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The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 25, 2009
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

"Former men know no stories!" -- so say the ugliest varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the images of varmints who have met a bitter end, and watch as others fail to make friends in a semi-fictional township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we flambe and burn,
Shut up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and plant a nice fern,
Shut up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a varmint's life for me.

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