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Varmints of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Kaa

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Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 6, 1997
Duration: 86 seconds
Avg. queue length: 102 minutes
Rating: Ten and six thirds pirates (according to "Visible Robin" newsletter)

Description

"Peg-legged men leave no reports!" -- so say the most tireless varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the images of varmints who have lost their skin, and watch as others burn a defenseless town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No woe, no woe, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Put up me hearties, no woe.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Put up me hearties, no woe.

No woe, no woe, a varmint's life for me.

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