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The Varmints of the Caribbean adventure during repairs

The Varmints of the Caribbean adventure during repairs

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: November 25, 1991
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating: Five Mickeys

Description

"French men tweet no evil!" -- so say the most repetitive varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the stories of varmints who have met a bitter end, and watch as others incinerate a depopulated township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No show, no show, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Drink up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't pay the bill,
Drink up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a varmint's life for me.

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