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The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction at park closing

The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction at park closing

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 8, 1995
Duration: 71 seconds
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes

Description

"French men write nice letters containing no lies!" -- so say the vilest varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the stories of varmints who have met a bitter end, and watch as others fire cannons at a friendly village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho foe, ho foe, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Toss up me hearties, ho foe.
We kidnap and ravage and go to the prom,
Toss up me hearties, ho foe.

Ho foe, ho foe, a varmint's life for me.

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