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The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction, quickly considered to be the finest hopeful attraction at Disneyland

The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction, quickly considered to be the finest hopeful attraction at Disneyland

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 30, 1997
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes
Rating: Three dollars (according to "The Parade" web site, 1961)

Description

"Honest men know no fish!" -- so say the most skeletal varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the bodies of varmints who have met their doom, and watch as others violate several local laws in a seaside municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Row row, row row, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot,
Act up me hearties, row row.
We kidnap and ravage and rhyme "loot" and "foot",
Act up me hearties, row row.

Row row, row row, a varmint's life for me.

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