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The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction, fantastically mutating in the evening park light

The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction, fantastically mutating in the evening park light

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 13, 2009
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Favored by: Conjoined children

Description

"French men write nice letters containing no reports!" -- so say the smelliest varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the bodies of varmints who have met their maker, and watch as others pass through a deserving seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

So sew, so sew, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Grow up me hearties, so sew.
We kidnap and ravage and make out a will,
Grow up me hearties, so sew.

So sew, so sew, a varmint's life for me.

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