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Aida's spy-snapping photo of Varlets of the Caribbean

Aida's spy-snapping photo of Varlets of the Caribbean

Varlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 23, 2003
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes

Description

"Honest men write nice letters containing no reports!" -- so say the smelliest varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the bodies of varlets who have met their doom, and watch as others rob an unwelcoming township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, a varlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we frighten and dread,
Wake up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and wants the redhead,
Wake up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, a varlet's life for me.

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