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The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction at a distance

The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction at a distance

Varlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 8, 2006
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Rating: Less than two Mickeys (by "The Toy" newsletter)

Description

"Wet men publish no memoirs!" -- so say the least presidential varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the stories of varlets who have lost their skin, and watch as others burn a friendly seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a varlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Bring up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and ask for the time,
Bring up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a varlet's life for me.

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