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The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

Varlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 20, 1985
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Nine Walts

Description

"Animatronic men blog no memories!" -- so say the Disneyest varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the stories of varlets who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others fail to make friends in a depopulated scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a varlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Hands up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and put on a dress,
Hands up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a varlet's life for me.

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