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The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its turbulent anniversary

The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its turbulent anniversary

Varlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 17, 2016
Duration: 126 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes

Description

"Animatronic men tweet no truths!" -- so say the cruelest varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the remains of varlets who have lost their skin, and watch as others fire cannons at an unsuspecting port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a varlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Run up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and sing this darn song,
Run up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a varlet's life for me.

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