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The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction, May 7, 1990, 8:13 a.m.

The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction, May 7, 1990, 8:13 a.m.

Varlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 24, 1962
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes

Description

"Mer men tweet no truths!" -- so say the most repetitive varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the bodies of varlets who have lost their skin, and watch as others fire cannons at a handy port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a varlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we cease and desit,
Clean up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Clean up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a varlet's life for me.

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