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The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction, cheaply washing in the fading sunlight

Picture: The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction, cheaply washing in the fading sunlight

Varlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 5, 2003
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes

Description

"Pirate men eat no reports!" -- so say the most tireless varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the images of varlets who have met a bitter end, and watch as others burn an unsuspecting municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Row row, row row, a varlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we hammer and nail,
Live up me hearties, row row.
We kidnap and ravage and dropped out of Yale,
Live up me hearties, row row.

Row row, row row, a varlet's life for me.

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