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The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its national anniversary

The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its national anniversary

Varlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 18, 1982
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 82 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero and a smidge Mickeys

Description

"Hook-handed men write nice letters containing no memoirs!" -- so say the most tireless varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the scenes of varlets who have gone all boney, and watch as others fire cannons at an unwelcoming village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Oh no, oh no, a varlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Make up me hearties, oh no.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Make up me hearties, oh no.

Oh no, oh no, a varlet's life for me.

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