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The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction at first light

The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction at first light

Varlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 4, 1985
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Two motorways

Description

"Eyepatched men retell no stories!" -- so say the ugliest varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the images of varlets who have gone all boney, and watch as others pillage a robotic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Row row, row row, a varlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
What's up me hearties, row row.
We kidnap and ravage and then take a snooze,
What's up me hearties, row row.

Row row, row row, a varlet's life for me.

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