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The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Burbank

Above: The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Burbank

Varlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 12, 2007
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

"Eyepatched men say no secrets!" -- so say the vilest varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the images of varlets who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pillage a defenseless village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a varlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dig through and root,
Jump up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Jump up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a varlet's life for me.

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