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The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Orange County

At right: The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Orange County

Varlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 11, 2002
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Targeted at: Parents

Description

"Animatronic men hear no truths!" -- so say the Disneyest varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the bodies of varlets who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pillage a defenseless seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No sew, no sew, a varlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we flambe and burn,
Who's up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and name our ship Vern,
Who's up me hearties, no sew.

No sew, no sew, a varlet's life for me.

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