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The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Disney Drive

The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Disney Drive

Varlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 27, 1962
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

"Nice men write nice letters containing no lies!" -- so say the most tireless varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the representation of varlets who have met their doom, and watch as others loot a semi-fictional port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No Poe, no Poe, a varlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we jester and quip,
Grow up me hearties, no Poe.
We kidnap and ravage and might break a hip,
Grow up me hearties, no Poe.

No Poe, no Poe, a varlet's life for me.

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