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The Varlets of the Caribbean thrill ride as seen from the top of the harbor

The Varlets of the Caribbean thrill ride as seen from the top of the harbor

Varlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: March 11, 1978
Duration: 37 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Millionaires

Description

"Hook-handed men write nice letters containing no evil!" -- so say the cruelest varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the scenes of varlets who have met a bitter end, and watch as others fire cannons at a seaside scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

So sew, so sew, a varlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we pop fly and lob,
Look up me hearties, so sew.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Look up me hearties, so sew.

So sew, so sew, a varlet's life for me.

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