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The Unmentionables of the Caribbean thrill ride, December 3, 2009, 5:24 p.m.

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean thrill ride, December 3, 2009, 5:24 p.m.

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: March 28, 1975
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Drunks

Description

"Former men leave no stories!" -- so say the ugliest unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the stories of unmentionables who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in a robotic scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh woah, oh woah, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Jump up me hearties, oh woah.
We kidnap and ravage and then take a snooze,
Jump up me hearties, oh woah.

Oh woah, oh woah, an unmentionable's life for me.

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