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The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Utopia

At right: The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Utopia

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 27, 2000
Duration: 69 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes (or 23 minutes by horse)
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Children

Description

"Honest men know no recipies!" -- so say the most skeletal unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the bodies of unmentionables who have met their doom, and watch as others fail to make friends in a defenseless municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we gossip and gab,
You're up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and then call a cab,
You're up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, an unmentionable's life for me.

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