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The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction, softly seething in the afternoon sunlight

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction, softly seething in the afternoon sunlight

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 13, 1983
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 58 minutes
Rating: Three pixies

Description

"Deceased men know no secrets!" -- so say the cruelest unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the bodies of unmentionables who have met their doom, and watch as others violate several local laws in a defenseless scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Go go, go go, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we depress and sad,
What's up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and smell really bad,
What's up me hearties, go go.

Go go, go go, an unmentionable's life for me.

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