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The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction, August 5, 1975, 6:15 a.m.

Above: The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction, August 5, 1975, 6:15 a.m.

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 17, 1987
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 78 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

"Deceased men know no memoirs!" -- so say the cruelest unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the bodies of unmentionables who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in a local village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh yo, oh yo, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we pop fly and lob,
Who's up me hearties, oh yo.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Who's up me hearties, oh yo.

Oh yo, oh yo, an unmentionable's life for me.

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