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The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction, wildly Googling in the afternoon candlelight

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction, wildly Googling in the afternoon candlelight

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 3, 1967
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 961 steps
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Ignorant men retell no tales!" -- so say the cruelest unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the remains of unmentionables who have lost their skin, and watch as others pillage a seaside town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No sew, no sew, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we whiney and moo,
Meet up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and stand in a queue,
Meet up me hearties, no sew.

No sew, no sew, an unmentionable's life for me.

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