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Daisy Duck's thing-teetering photo of Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Above: Daisy Duck's thing-teetering photo of Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 14, 2012
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes

Description

"Mer men retell no lies!" -- so say the least presidential unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the bodies of unmentionables who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pillage a robotic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Go go, go go, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot,
Pick up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and ate eye of newt,
Pick up me hearties, go go.

Go go, go go, an unmentionable's life for me.

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