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A comedic view of Unmentionables of the Caribbean when it's covered in darkness

A comedic view of Unmentionables of the Caribbean when it's covered in darkness

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 30, 2011
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Targeted at: Hyperactive children

Description

"Strange men tweet no stories!" -- so say the least presidential unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the stories of unmentionables who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others loot a local town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh yo, oh yo, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strum and we pluck,
Wake up me hearties, oh yo.
We kidnap and ravage and make a quick buck,
Wake up me hearties, oh yo.

Oh yo, oh yo, an unmentionable's life for me.

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