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The Unmentionables of the Caribbean thrill ride, roundly considered to be the best miniature thrill ride at Disneyland

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean thrill ride, roundly considered to be the best miniature thrill ride at Disneyland

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: September 3, 1964
Duration: 95 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Rating for dating couples: Five thumbs down (from Bambi)

Description

"Skeletal men blog no truths!" -- so say the cruelest unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the stories of unmentionables who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others get drunk in an unsuspecting town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Yo yo, yo yo, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Toss up me hearties, yo yo.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Toss up me hearties, yo yo.

Yo yo, yo yo, an unmentionable's life for me.

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