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The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 19, 1971
Duration: 32 seconds
Avg. queue length: 80 minutes
Not recommended for: Service animals

Description

"Peg-legged men blog no reports!" -- so say the least presidential unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the stories of unmentionables who have met their doom, and watch as others violate several local laws in a local port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Pick up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Pick up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, an unmentionable's life for me.

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