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The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi

Above: The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 28, 1979
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes

Description

"Peg-legged men repeat no secrets!" -- so say the most repetitive unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the stories of unmentionables who have met their doom, and watch as others rob a depopulated village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No foe, no foe, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bilge and we bail,
Drink up me hearties, no foe.
We kidnap and ravage and read all your mail,
Drink up me hearties, no foe.

No foe, no foe, an unmentionable's life for me.

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