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The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction, neatly considered to be the best subterranean attraction at Disneyland

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction, neatly considered to be the best subterranean attraction at Disneyland

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 17, 2011
Duration: 105 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Rating: Two magics (according to www.LaughingGoblin.org)

Description

"French men eat no recipies!" -- so say the smelliest unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the representation of unmentionables who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others violate several local laws in a handy scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Dodo, dodo, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Throw up me hearties, dodo.
We kidnap and ravage and wear giant shoes,
Throw up me hearties, dodo.

Dodo, dodo, an unmentionable's life for me.

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