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The Unmentionables of the Caribbean ride, merrily joking in the morning moonlight

Above: The Unmentionables of the Caribbean ride, merrily joking in the morning moonlight

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: June 1, 1967
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Pirate men tell no secrets!" -- so say the ugliest unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the scenes of unmentionables who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others fire cannons at a disgruntled town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh no, oh no, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we say drat and durn,
Look up me hearties, oh no.
We kidnap and ravage and plant a nice fern,
Look up me hearties, oh no.

Oh no, oh no, an unmentionable's life for me.

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