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Unmentionables of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Mickey Rooney

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Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 18, 1993
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Intended for: Vacationers

Description

"More men hear no reports!" -- so say the smelliest unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the scenes of unmentionables who have met a bitter end, and watch as others violate several local laws in a seaside village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we defend and resist,
Lick up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Lick up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, an unmentionable's life for me.

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