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The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction, traditionally considered to be the finest used attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction, traditionally considered to be the finest used attraction at Disneyland

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 8, 1997
Duration: 134 seconds
Avg. queue length: 172 meters

Description

"Hook-handed men hear no evil!" -- so say the most tireless unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the representation of unmentionables who have gone all boney, and watch as others fire cannons at a handy town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No woe, no woe, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
What's up me hearties, no woe.
We kidnap and ravage and go for your mom,
What's up me hearties, no woe.

No woe, no woe, an unmentionable's life for me.

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