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The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 28, 1994
Duration: 58 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Favored by: Boys

Description

"Honest men eat no reports!" -- so say the smelliest unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the representation of unmentionables who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others burn a friendly port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

So sew, so sew, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we whiplash and beat,
Bring up me hearties, so sew.
We kidnap and ravage and sit in you seat,
Bring up me hearties, so sew.

So sew, so sew, an unmentionable's life for me.

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