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The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the Disneyland Hotel

Above: The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the Disneyland Hotel

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 16, 1973
Duration: 103 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Designed by: Drunks

Description

"Deceased men retell no lies!" -- so say the vilest unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the bodies of unmentionables who have met their maker, and watch as others rob a disgruntled scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Cocoa, cocoa, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we lady and tramp,
Live up me hearties, cocoa.
We kidnap and ravage and short when we're damp,
Live up me hearties, cocoa.

Cocoa, cocoa, an unmentionable's life for me.

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