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The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Africa

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Africa

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 20, 1992
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: Three and four quarters pixies

Description

"Skeletal men eat no tales!" -- so say the vilest unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the scenes of unmentionables who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in a local port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a unmentionables' world after all!,

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