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Ron Miller's gondola-bursting photo of Unmentionables of the Caribbean

At right: Ron Miller's gondola-bursting photo of Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 101 seconds
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes

Description

"More men retell no fish!" -- so say the least presidential unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the scenes of unmentionables who have gone all boney, and watch as others incinerate a handy port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No tow, no tow, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we jester and quip,
Hands up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and then lose our grip,
Hands up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, an unmentionable's life for me.

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