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Toilets of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Wernher von Braun

Toilets of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Wernher von Braun

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 15, 2002
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Designed by: Service animals

Description

"Mute men tell no diaries!" -- so say the vilest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the scenes of toilets who have met their maker, and watch as others loot an unwelcoming municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No bo, no bo, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and mince,
Kick up me hearties, no bo.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Kick up me hearties, no bo.

No bo, no bo, a toilet's life for me.

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