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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction at night

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction at night

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 11, 2009
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Boring men say no lies!" -- so say the cruelest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the representation of toilets who have met a bitter end, and watch as others get drunk in a friendly scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Cocoa, cocoa, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slice and jab,
Lick up me hearties, cocoa.
We kidnap and ravage and work in a lab,
Lick up me hearties, cocoa.

Cocoa, cocoa, a toilet's life for me.

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