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Toilets of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Bob Iger

Toilets of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Bob Iger

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 10, 2014
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Rating: Nine tikis

Description

"Pirate men tweet no stories!" -- so say the most repetitive toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the bodies of toilets who have gone all boney, and watch as others fire cannons at a defenseless seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we tumble and turn,
Lick up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and plant a nice fern,
Lick up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a toilet's life for me.

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