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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 13, 2009
Duration: 84 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Strange men tell no lies!" -- so say the cruelest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the remains of toilets who have met their doom, and watch as others rob a jolly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Bring up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Bring up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a toilet's life for me.

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