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Toilets of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Max Devlin

Toilets of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Max Devlin

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 13, 2013
Duration: 50 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Mute men blog no recipies!" -- so say the most skeletal toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the remains of toilets who have gone all boney, and watch as others violate several local laws in a jolly village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No foe, no foe, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Wash up me hearties, no foe.
We kidnap and ravage and win (more or less),
Wash up me hearties, no foe.

No foe, no foe, a toilet's life for me.

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