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Toilets of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Schweitzer

Toilets of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Schweitzer

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 19, 1968
Duration: 159 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph

Description

"Deceased men publish no fish!" -- so say the cruelest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the remains of toilets who have met their maker, and watch as others pass through a robotic port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

So sew, so sew, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we talk and repeat,
Drink up me hearties, so sew.
We kidnap and ravage and sit in you seat,
Drink up me hearties, so sew.

So sew, so sew, a toilet's life for me.

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