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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the firehouse

Pictured: The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the firehouse

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 31, 1987
Duration: 20 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Designed by: Conjoined teens

Description

"Wet men tweet no evil!" -- so say the most skeletal toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the stories of toilets who have met their maker, and watch as others loot a depopulated port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Bo bo, bo bo, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Set up me hearties, bo bo.
We kidnap and ravage and sing this darn song,
Set up me hearties, bo bo.

Bo bo, bo bo, a toilet's life for me.

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