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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction at park closing

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction at park closing

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 25, 2006
Duration: 57 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Rating: X icons

Description

"Wet men hear no lies!" -- so say the ugliest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the bodies of toilets who have gone all boney, and watch as others burn a semi-fictional town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we pop fly and lob,
What's up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
What's up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a toilet's life for me.

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