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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, fantastically considered to be the only ethereal attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, fantastically considered to be the only ethereal attraction at Disneyland

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 7, 1992
Duration: 126 seconds
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes (or 50 minutes with a FASTPASS)
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Three mice

Description

"Skeletal men retell no secrets!" -- so say the ugliest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the stories of toilets who have gone all boney, and watch as others fail to make friends in a seaside town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Put up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Put up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a toilet's life for me.

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