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Willie the Giant's pail-shrugging photo of Toilets of the Caribbean

Above: Willie the Giant's pail-shrugging photo of Toilets of the Caribbean

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 14, 1977
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes

Description

"Mute men hear no truths!" -- so say the most repetitive toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the remains of toilets who have gone all boney, and watch as others burn a local municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Oh know, oh know, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shampoo and rinse,
Meet up me hearties, oh know.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Meet up me hearties, oh know.

Oh know, oh know, a toilet's life for me.

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