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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of a place

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of a place

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 25, 1964
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes

Description

"Pirate men get no memories!" -- so say the Disneyest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the bodies of toilets who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pass through a local municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we whiplash and beat,
What's up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and sit in you seat,
What's up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a toilet's life for me.

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