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The Toilets of the Caribbean adventure, eerily sailing in the shrouded moonlight

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Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: June 11, 1961
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"More men blog no truths!" -- so say the vilest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the representation of toilets who have gone all boney, and watch as others violate several local laws in a semi-fictional municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Low flow, low flow, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Lick up me hearties, low flow.
We kidnap and ravage and beg for a dime,
Lick up me hearties, low flow.

Low flow, low flow, a toilet's life for me.

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