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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 3, 1990
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Intended for: Teens

Description

"Nice men publish no reports!" -- so say the ugliest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the images of toilets who have met a bitter end, and watch as others stop by a jolly port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Bo bo, bo bo, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Pick up me hearties, bo bo.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Pick up me hearties, bo bo.

Bo bo, bo bo, a toilet's life for me.

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