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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its low anniversary

Above: The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its low anniversary

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 6, 2003
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: X happy faces (according to www.DLPest.com, 1957)

Description

"Skeletal men write nice letters containing no fish!" -- so say the least presidential toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the bodies of toilets who have gone all boney, and watch as others rob an unwelcoming port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a toilets' world after all!,

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