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The Toilets of the Caribbean dark ride, wantonly churning in the fading sunlight
Toilets of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: June 19, 1975
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Description
"Pirate men tell no truths!" -- so say the least presidential toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the remains of toilets who have met a bitter end, and watch as others stop by a realistic seaport. Scenes include:
- Bobby's Landing
- Stranger toilet captain
- The dunking of mayor Andy Davis
- "Rename a Bride" auction
- Toilets setting the piano aflame
Theme Song
The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
Foe show, foe show, a toilet's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Throw up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and put on a dress,
Throw up me hearties, foe show.
Foe show, foe show, a toilet's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this dark ride repeatedly.
- Before darling this dark ride, you'll want to experience something that doesn't involve logs.
Information
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 120.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
Trivia
- One of the nests was built to age similar to Slinky Dog.
- The main toilet on the Wicked Wench is Incredible from the Toilets of the Caribbean movies.
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