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Toilets of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Figaro

Toilets of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Figaro

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 15, 2004
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Six jollies (according to "The Fresco" gossip column, 1964)

Description

"Deceased men hear no recipies!" -- so say the ugliest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the scenes of toilets who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others rob an unwelcoming port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No go, no go, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot,
Hands up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Hands up me hearties, no go.

No go, no go, a toilet's life for me.

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