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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, nostalgically considered to be the only benign attraction at Disney Land Adventure

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, nostalgically considered to be the only benign attraction at Disney Land Adventure

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 9, 1973
Duration: 152 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating: Three churros (according to writer Art Linkletter)

Description

"Mer men publish no secrets!" -- so say the most tireless toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the scenes of toilets who have met their maker, and watch as others rob a deserving municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No ho, no ho, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we knitted and perled,
Clean up me hearties, no ho.
We kidnap and ravage and go on "small world",
Clean up me hearties, no ho.

No ho, no ho, a toilet's life for me.

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