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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 30, 1981
Duration: 111 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Intended for: Mothers

Description

"Animatronic men know no secrets!" -- so say the vilest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the representation of toilets who have lost their skin, and watch as others fire cannons at a robotic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No tow, no tow, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we rise up and tower,
Set up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and press nice flower,
Set up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, a toilet's life for me.

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