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Toilets of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Davy Crockett

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Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 13, 1967
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 60 minutes
Rating: Approximately zero and a quarter stars

Description

"Mer men know no reports!" -- so say the most tireless toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the stories of toilets who have met their maker, and watch as others get drunk in a depopulated town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Hands up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and carry a parrot,
Hands up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a toilet's life for me.

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