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The Toilets of the Caribbean show, boringly thawing in the shrouded moonlight

Above: The Toilets of the Caribbean show, boringly thawing in the shrouded moonlight

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: April 2, 1992
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes

Description

"Nice men know no tales!" -- so say the Disneyest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the stories of toilets who have gone all boney, and watch as others stop by a depopulated municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we whiplash and beat,
Wash up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and can't move our feet,
Wash up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a toilet's life for me.

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