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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of South America

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of South America

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 13, 1965
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

"Honest men know no lies!" -- so say the vilest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the remains of toilets who have met their doom, and watch as others incinerate a robotic port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No go, no go, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bilge and we bail,
Drink up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and break out of jail,
Drink up me hearties, no go.

No go, no go, a toilet's life for me.

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