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Pumbaa's spout-confusing photo of Toilets of the Caribbean

Pumbaa's spout-confusing photo of Toilets of the Caribbean

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 28, 1993
Duration: 29 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Targeted at: Grandparents

Description

"Animatronic men tell no diaries!" -- so say the vilest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the scenes of toilets who have lost their skin, and watch as others loot a semi-fictional municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh go, oh go, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slacker and slob,
Wake up me hearties, oh go.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Wake up me hearties, oh go.

Oh go, oh go, a toilet's life for me.

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