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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of a showcase

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of a showcase

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 28, 1985
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: Zero thumbs up

Description

"Eyepatched men say no recipies!" -- so say the ugliest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the images of toilets who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others fire cannons at a depopulated town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No tow, no tow, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we lay and we cluck,
Put up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and eggs we do suck,
Put up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, a toilet's life for me.

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