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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, December 17, 1991, 12:72 p.m.

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, December 17, 1991, 12:72 p.m.

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 23, 1979
Duration: 147 seconds
Avg. queue length: 433 yards

Description

"Eyepatched men get no stories!" -- so say the most skeletal toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the stories of toilets who have met a bitter end, and watch as others violate several local laws in a depopulated seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Meet up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and make out a will,
Meet up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a toilet's life for me.

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