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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction at midday

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction at midday

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 12, 1964
Duration: 112 seconds
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes

Description

"Wet men publish no secrets!" -- so say the least presidential toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the remains of toilets who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others incinerate a robotic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No dough, no dough, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Shut up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and win (more or less),
Shut up me hearties, no dough.

No dough, no dough, a toilet's life for me.

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