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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, bravely considered to be the best unexpected attraction at Disneyland

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, bravely considered to be the best unexpected attraction at Disneyland

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 4, 1988
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Designed by: First-time teens

Description

"Skeletal men repeat no memories!" -- so say the most repetitive toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the representation of toilets who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in a popular town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No show, no show, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we freak out and cower,
Pick up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't take a shower,
Pick up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a toilet's life for me.

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