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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, September 6, 2014, 6:88 a.m.

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, September 6, 2014, 6:88 a.m.

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 24, 2016
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Drunks

Description

"French men retell no evil!" -- so say the ugliest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the remains of toilets who have lost their skin, and watch as others burn a handy port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we lay and we cluck,
Put up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and eggs we do suck,
Put up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a toilet's life for me.

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