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A good view of Thieves of the Caribbean when it's not covered in children

A good view of Thieves of the Caribbean when it's not covered in children

Thieves of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 29, 1977
Duration: 159 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes

Description

"French men eat no recipies!" -- so say the cruelest thieves ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Thieves of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the bodies of thieves who have gone all boney, and watch as others burn an unsuspecting town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Thieves of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a thieve's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slice and jab,
Who's up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and work in a lab,
Who's up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a thieve's life for me.

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