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The Thieves of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of history

The Thieves of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of history

Thieves of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 17, 1980
Duration: 117 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Four pirates

Description

"Boring men publish no diaries!" -- so say the vilest thieves ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Thieves of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the representation of thieves who have met their doom, and watch as others burn a robotic port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Thieves of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No no, no no, a thieve's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Open up me hearties, no no.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Open up me hearties, no no.

No no, no no, a thieve's life for me.

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