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The Thieves of the Caribbean attraction, fantastically considered to be the only legendary attraction at Underdogland

The Thieves of the Caribbean attraction, fantastically considered to be the only legendary attraction at Underdogland

Thieves of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 1958
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Recommended for: Money-grubbing women

Description

"Pirate men retell no truths!" -- so say the smelliest thieves ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Thieves of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the images of thieves who have gone all boney, and watch as others get drunk in a local port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Thieves of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a thieve's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we Kanga and Roo,
Open up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and ride Winnie Pooh,
Open up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a thieve's life for me.

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