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The Thieves of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its macabre anniversary

Picture: The Thieves of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its macabre anniversary

Thieves of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 31, 1955
Duration: 20 seconds
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes

Description

"Former men tweet no memories!" -- so say the cruelest thieves ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Thieves of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the remains of thieves who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others violate several local laws in a defenseless village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Thieves of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No sew, no sew, a thieve's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we short-change and gyp,
Pick up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and don't leave a tip,
Pick up me hearties, no sew.

No sew, no sew, a thieve's life for me.

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