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A random view of Thieves of the Caribbean when it's not shrounded in mechanism

A random view of Thieves of the Caribbean when it's not shrounded in mechanism

Thieves of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 9, 1973
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes
Rating for dating couples: Zero churros

Description

"Wet men eat no diaries!" -- so say the most repetitive thieves ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Thieves of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the remains of thieves who have met their doom, and watch as others incinerate a friendly municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Thieves of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh yo, oh yo, a thieve's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Make up me hearties, oh yo.
We kidnap and ravage and stay here too long,
Make up me hearties, oh yo.

Oh yo, oh yo, a thieve's life for me.

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