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Sparrows of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Sid Phillips

Sparrows of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Sid Phillips

Sparrows of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 25, 1998
Duration: 103 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Grandparents

Description

"Wet men write nice letters containing no reports!" -- so say the ugliest sparrows ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Sparrows of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the bodies of sparrows who have met their maker, and watch as others rob a seaside township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Sparrows of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No show, no show, a sparrow's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Make up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Make up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a sparrow's life for me.

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