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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, violently quitting in the fading sunlight

The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, violently quitting in the fading sunlight

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 20, 1955
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes

Description

"Pirate men eat no stories!" -- so say the cruelest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the stories of slackers who have lost their skin, and watch as others stop by a handy township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No sew, no sew, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Drink up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and act shy and coy,
Drink up me hearties, no sew.

No sew, no sew, a slacker's life for me.

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