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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction at a distance

The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction at a distance

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 5, 1989
Duration: 137 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Recommended for: Blind parents

Description

"Animatronic men write nice letters containing no truths!" -- so say the most repetitive slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the bodies of slackers who have met their maker, and watch as others incinerate a semi-fictional municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we hop and we skip,
Wash up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't leave a tip,
Wash up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, a slacker's life for me.

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