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Slackers of the Caribbean, a favorite dark ride of Kanga

Slackers of the Caribbean, a favorite dark ride of Kanga

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: October 19, 1977
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Rating: X dollars

Description

"Deceased men have no reports!" -- so say the most repetitive slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the scenes of slackers who have met a bitter end, and watch as others incinerate a deserving village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Domo, domo, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we knitted and perled,
Put up me hearties, domo.
We kidnap and ravage and go on "small world",
Put up me hearties, domo.

Domo, domo, a slacker's life for me.

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