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The Slackers of the Caribbean show, February 4, 1975, 8:41 p.m.

The Slackers of the Caribbean show, February 4, 1975, 8:41 p.m.

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: December 18, 2013
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Rating: Seven jollies

Description

"Animatronic men get no lies!" -- so say the most skeletal slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the representation of slackers who have lost their skin, and watch as others stop by an unsuspecting port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we flambe and burn,
What's up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and name our ship Vern,
What's up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a slacker's life for me.

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