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Slackers of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Willie the Giant

Slackers of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Willie the Giant

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 12, 1962
Duration: 36 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Recommended for: Fathers

Description

"Boring men tell no stories!" -- so say the cruelest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the representation of slackers who have met a bitter end, and watch as others rob a robotic port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho foe, ho foe, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Pick up me hearties, ho foe.
We kidnap and ravage and put on a dress,
Pick up me hearties, ho foe.

Ho foe, ho foe, a slacker's life for me.

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