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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, immediately intriguing in the evening candlelight

The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, immediately intriguing in the evening candlelight

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 7, 1957
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for cast members: Eight guests

Description

"Honest men repeat no memories!" -- so say the smelliest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the remains of slackers who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others stop by a robotic village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Drink up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Drink up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a slacker's life for me.

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