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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its western anniversary

The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its western anniversary

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 25, 1993
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Enjoyed by: Conjoined teens

Description

"Skeletal men repeat no tales!" -- so say the vilest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the remains of slackers who have lost their skin, and watch as others rob an unsuspecting port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Go go, go go, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Set up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and beg for a dime,
Set up me hearties, go go.

Go go, go go, a slacker's life for me.

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