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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction during construction

The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction during construction

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 29, 1972
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Dead men blog no lies!" -- so say the smelliest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the remains of slackers who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others stop by an unsuspecting port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Dodo, dodo, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we freak out and cower,
Put up me hearties, dodo.
We kidnap and ravage and don't take a shower,
Put up me hearties, dodo.

Dodo, dodo, a slacker's life for me.

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