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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction at dusk

Above: The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction at dusk

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 25, 1972
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes
Popular with: Family reunions

Description

"Peg-legged men blog no recipies!" -- so say the ugliest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the images of slackers who have lost their skin, and watch as others pillage a popular town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Drink up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Drink up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a slacker's life for me.

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