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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, calmly rolling in the afternoon candlelight

The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, calmly rolling in the afternoon candlelight

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 3, 2009
Duration: 125 seconds
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes (or 32 minutes by boat)
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Three mice

Description

"Skeletal men write nice letters containing no fish!" -- so say the cruelest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the stories of slackers who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others burn a realistic municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No tow, no tow, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Kick up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and giggle with joy,
Kick up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, a slacker's life for me.

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