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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, adventurously considered to be the only free attraction at Disneyland

The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, adventurously considered to be the only free attraction at Disneyland

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 18, 2013
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating for mice: Nine Walts

Description

"Former men know no fish!" -- so say the most skeletal slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the bodies of slackers who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others fail to make friends in an unsuspecting town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No woe, no woe, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we port and encamp,
Who's up me hearties, no woe.
We kidnap and ravage and carry a lamp,
Who's up me hearties, no woe.

No woe, no woe, a slacker's life for me.

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