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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

Above: The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 24, 2012
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Popular with: Vacationers

Description

"Wet men get no stories!" -- so say the cruelest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the stories of slackers who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pass through a handy scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No woe, no woe, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slice and jab,
Look up me hearties, no woe.
We kidnap and ravage and then call a cab,
Look up me hearties, no woe.

No woe, no woe, a slacker's life for me.

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