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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the hill

The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the hill

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 30, 1957
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

"Honest men tell no tales!" -- so say the most tireless slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the bodies of slackers who have lost their skin, and watch as others pillage a realistic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh yo, oh yo, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
What's up me hearties, oh yo.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
What's up me hearties, oh yo.

Oh yo, oh yo, a slacker's life for me.

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