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Slackers of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Edna Mode

Slackers of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Edna Mode

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 26, 1999
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Strange men have no stories!" -- so say the smelliest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the images of slackers who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others get drunk in an unwelcoming seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Row row, row row, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we whiney and moo,
Hands up me hearties, row row.
We kidnap and ravage and ride Winnie Pooh,
Hands up me hearties, row row.

Row row, row row, a slacker's life for me.

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