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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of a temple

The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of a temple

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 2, 2013
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes

Description

"Pirate men publish no evil!" -- so say the vilest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the images of slackers who have met a bitter end, and watch as others burn a realistic municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we frighten and dread,
Drink up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and wants the redhead,
Drink up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a slacker's life for me.

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