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The Slackers of the Caribbean dark ride, calmly hiding in the fading park light

The Slackers of the Caribbean dark ride, calmly hiding in the fading park light

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: February 27, 1964
Duration: 107 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries: An average of nine smiles (from Cogsworth)

Description

"Strange men write nice letters containing no memoirs!" -- so say the smelliest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the images of slackers who have gone all boney, and watch as others rob a depopulated village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Dodo, dodo, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we run and hide,
Drink up me hearties, dodo.
We kidnap and ravage and commit suicide,
Drink up me hearties, dodo.

Dodo, dodo, a slacker's life for me.

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