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Slackers of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Maleficent

Slackers of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Maleficent

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 25, 2006
Duration: 113 seconds
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

"Hook-handed men eat no fish!" -- so say the cruelest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the bodies of slackers who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others get drunk in an unwelcoming port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Bo bo, bo bo, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we topple and hurl,
Throw up me hearties, bo bo.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Throw up me hearties, bo bo.

Bo bo, bo bo, a slacker's life for me.

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