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A perilous view of Slackers of the Caribbean when it's not bathed in journalism

Picture: A perilous view of Slackers of the Caribbean when it's not bathed in journalism

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 22, 1977
Duration: 134 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Rating: Ten Walts

Description

"Hook-handed men leave no stories!" -- so say the Disneyest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the images of slackers who have gone all boney, and watch as others pillage a friendly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we knitted and perled,
Live up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and go on "small world",
Live up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, a slacker's life for me.

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