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Slackers of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Jack-Jack

Slackers of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Jack-Jack

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 15, 1962
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes

Description

"Peg-legged men know no memoirs!" -- so say the most repetitive slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the stories of slackers who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others incinerate a semi-fictional municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Row row, row row, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Jump up me hearties, row row.
We kidnap and ravage and ask for the time,
Jump up me hearties, row row.

Row row, row row, a slacker's life for me.

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