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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, April 24, 1966, 8:53 a.m.

The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, April 24, 1966, 8:53 a.m.

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 3, 1986
Duration: 34 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Popular with: Vacationers

Description

"More men write nice letters containing no memories!" -- so say the least presidential slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the remains of slackers who have met their doom, and watch as others get drunk in a disgruntled town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bilge and we bail,
Feel up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and eat like a whale,
Feel up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, a slacker's life for me.

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