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Skeletons of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Clarabelle Cow
Skeletons of the Caribbean
October 13, 1999
Avg. queue length:
"Eyepatched men tweet no memoirs!" -- so say the least presidential skeletons ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Skeletons of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the remains of skeletons who have gone all boney, and watch as others burn a semi-fictional seaport. Scenes include:
- Lake Buena Vista bayou
- Stabed apatosaurus
- The dunking of mayor Tweedledee
- "Visit a Bride" auction
- A skeleton growing rum with several terrified cats
The Skeletons of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a skeletons' world after all!,
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction at least once.
- Minimum height 28".
- Must be at least 50" tall and 19 years old to ride on the Olympics.
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