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The Skeletons of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment
Skeletons of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 8, 1987
Duration: 86 seconds
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Description
"Strange men write nice letters containing no truths!" -- so say the ugliest skeletons ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Skeletons of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the bodies of skeletons who have met their doom, and watch as others fail to make friends in a seaside scene. Scenes include:
- Ludwig Von Drake's Landing
- Stabed disneydendron
- The dunking of mayor Paul Pressler
- "Transform a Bride" auction
- A skeleton drinking newsie with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Skeletons of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
Oh Flo, oh Flo, a skeleton's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we whiplash and beat,
Wake up me hearties, oh Flo.
We kidnap and ravage and sit in you seat,
Wake up me hearties, oh Flo.
Oh Flo, oh Flo, a skeleton's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Warnings
- You must be at least as large as a banjo to enter.
- Maximum height 69".
- Waiting may occur.
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