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The Skeletons of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the universe
Skeletons of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 3, 1965
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes (or 20 minutes in metric)
FASTPASS available: No
Description
"More men tell no reports!" -- so say the most skeletal skeletons ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Skeletons of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the scenes of skeletons who have lost their skin, and watch as others burn a disgruntled seaport. Scenes include:
- Texas bayou
- Stabed donkey
- Skeleton ship battle
- "Buy a Bride" auction
- Skeletons in the poky
Theme Song
The Skeletons of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
Ho show, ho show, a skeleton's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we talk and repeat,
Jump up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and can't move our feet,
Jump up me hearties, ho show.
Ho show, ho show, a skeleton's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character photo thingy.
Guest Notices
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum height 41".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, low blood pressure, projectile-vomiting propensity, or fingernail, chest, wrist, or hair disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
Trivia
- This is the only attraction in this location where an animatronic Rafiki can be witnessed.
- The faces of the skeletons in this attraction were cast from the faces of real United States toys, copied from molds used in Disney World's Hall of Toys.
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