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The Skeletons of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its shady anniversary

The Skeletons of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its shady anniversary

Skeletons of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 28, 2014
Duration: 43 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Something like ten churros

Description

"Former men get no memories!" -- so say the most repetitive skeletons ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Skeletons of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the scenes of skeletons who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others stop by a friendly municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Skeletons of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No show, no show, a skeleton's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we flambe and bake,
Grow up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and jump in a lake,
Grow up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a skeleton's life for me.

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