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The Skeletons of the Caribbean attraction, March 23, 1963, 10:22 p.m.

The Skeletons of the Caribbean attraction, March 23, 1963, 10:22 p.m.

Skeletons of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 1964
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Plus or minus two tikis

Description

"Boring men eat no truths!" -- so say the Disneyest skeletons ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Skeletons of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the stories of skeletons who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others violate several local laws in a deserving port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Skeletons of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Row row, row row, a skeleton's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we hop and we skip,
Choke up me hearties, row row.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a flip,
Choke up me hearties, row row.

Row row, row row, a skeleton's life for me.

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