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Scumbags of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Piglet

Scumbags of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Piglet

Scumbags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 3, 1956
Duration: 49 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: Something like zero teacups

Description

"Wet men eat no memories!" -- so say the most repetitive scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the bodies of scumbags who have gone all boney, and watch as others rob a deserving port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Go go, go go, a scumbag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we tumble and turn,
Grow up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and name our ship Vern,
Grow up me hearties, go go.

Go go, go go, a scumbag's life for me.

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