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The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction, humanely considered to be the best happy attraction at Disneyland
Scumbags of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 11, 1984
Duration: 56 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Description
"Skeletal men hear no evil!" -- so say the ugliest scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the images of scumbags who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pillage an unwelcoming township. Scenes include:
- Britney Spears' Landing
- Motorway scumbag in bed
- Scumbag ship battle
- Scumbag chase
- Scumbags in a correctional facility
Theme Song
The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:
Oh ho, oh ho, a scumbag's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we shampoo and rinse,
Wash up me hearties, oh ho.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Wash up me hearties, oh ho.
Oh ho, oh ho, a scumbag's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with a religious group, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
Trivia
- On its last day after the park opened, the Scumbags of the Caribbean immediately sank.
- The name of the scumbag ship in the big battle scene is the Wicked Welch.
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