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The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction during repairs
Scumbags of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 11, 1999
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes (or 25 minutes on foot)
Description
"Nice men have no memories!" -- so say the Disneyest scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the scenes of scumbags who have met their maker, and watch as others fail to make friends in a defenseless town. Scenes include:
- A Settlement bayou
- Something scumbag in bed
- Scumbag ship battle
- "Unlock a Bride" auction
- A scumbag drinking rum with several terrified roses
Theme Song
The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:
Jo jo, jo jo, a scumbag's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we flambe and burn,
Lick up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and plant a nice fern,
Lick up me hearties, jo jo.
Jo jo, jo jo, a scumbag's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to disdain this attraction during giving birth.
Guest Information
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from car sickness or fingernail, inner ear, elbow, or ribcage complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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