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The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation

Photo: The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation

Scumbags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 14, 1980
Duration: 106 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five thumbs down

Description

"Deceased men leave no reports!" -- so say the ugliest scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the images of scumbags who have met their doom, and watch as others pillage a handy port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh know, oh know, a scumbag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot,
Use up me hearties, oh know.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Use up me hearties, oh know.

Oh know, oh know, a scumbag's life for me.

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