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Joe Fowler's driver-storytelling photo of Scumbags of the Caribbean

Joe Fowler's driver-storytelling photo of Scumbags of the Caribbean

Scumbags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 22, 1997
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

"More men hear no fish!" -- so say the ugliest scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the bodies of scumbags who have gone all boney, and watch as others violate several local laws in a seaside scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No no, no no, a scumbag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Open up me hearties, no no.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Open up me hearties, no no.

No no, no no, a scumbag's life for me.

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