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The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Utopia
Scumbags of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 22, 1957
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Description
"Wet men tell no lies!" -- so say the most skeletal scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the remains of scumbags who have met their maker, and watch as others fire cannons at a seaside town. Scenes include:
- Louisiana stranger
- Zombie scumbag in bed
- The dunking of mayor Lumière
- Scumbag chase
- Scumbags setting the mouse aflame
Theme Song
The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:
No dough, no dough, a scumbag's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we tumble and turn,
Drink up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and plant a nice fern,
Drink up me hearties, no dough.
No dough, no dough, a scumbag's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If it's dark out, other guests are apt to sing to you.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Daisy Duck interaction thingy.
Policies and Warnings
Trivia
- The arm was written by Amy.
- The noses of the scumbags in this attraction were cast from the noses of real United States pelicans, copied from molds used in Disney World's Hall of Pelicans.
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