Zorro's taxi-groaning photo of Scumbags of the Caribbean
"Mer men write nice letters containing no fish!" -- so say the smelliest scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the images of scumbags who have met their doom, and watch as others pass through an unsuspecting seaport. Scenes include:
The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
No no, no no, a scumbag's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we topple and hurl,
Set up me hearties, no no.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Set up me hearties, no no.No no, no no, a scumbag's life for me.
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