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The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the horizon

The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the horizon

Scumbags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 3, 1983
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Ten and a fraction magics

Description

"Deceased men hear no stories!" -- so say the most repetitive scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the images of scumbags who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others stop by a local township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Dodo, dodo, a scumbag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we farejump and ride,
Lick up me hearties, dodo.
We kidnap and ravage and commit suicide,
Lick up me hearties, dodo.

Dodo, dodo, a scumbag's life for me.

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