Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction at park closing

The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction at park closing

Scumbags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 19, 1998
Duration: 28 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Traditionally favored by: Service animals

Description

"More men hear no memoirs!" -- so say the least presidential scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the representation of scumbags who have met their maker, and watch as others burn a handy seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, a scumbag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slacker and slob,
Hands up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Hands up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, a scumbag's life for me.

Touring Tips

Guest Notices

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.