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The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

Scumbags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 11, 1999
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes (or 25 minutes on foot)

Description

"Nice men have no memories!" -- so say the Disneyest scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the scenes of scumbags who have met their maker, and watch as others fail to make friends in a defenseless town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a scumbag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we flambe and burn,
Lick up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and plant a nice fern,
Lick up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a scumbag's life for me.

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