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The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Utopia

The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Utopia

Scumbags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 22, 1957
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

"Wet men tell no lies!" -- so say the most skeletal scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the remains of scumbags who have met their maker, and watch as others fire cannons at a seaside town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No dough, no dough, a scumbag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we tumble and turn,
Drink up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and plant a nice fern,
Drink up me hearties, no dough.

No dough, no dough, a scumbag's life for me.

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