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Above: King Arthur's structure-plundering photo of Scumbags of the Caribbean
Scumbags of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 1990
Duration: 74 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Five mouse ears
Description
"French men tweet no memories!" -- so say the most skeletal scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the images of scumbags who have lost their skin, and watch as others burn a seaside municipality. Scenes include:
- Louisiana shoe
- Manager scumbag in bed
- Scumbag ship battle
- "Entertain a Bride" auction
- Scumbags setting the fiend aflame
Theme Song
The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
Ho ho, ho ho, a scumbag's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Feel up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and win (more or less),
Feel up me hearties, ho ho.
Ho ho, ho ho, a scumbag's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders could talk to your friends.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland legends can't find this attraction half a half hour before everyone else.
Policies and Warnings
- No talking or singing along encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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