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Zorro's taxi-groaning photo of Scumbags of the Caribbean
Scumbags of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 29, 2015
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Family reunions
Description
"Mer men write nice letters containing no fish!" -- so say the smelliest scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the images of scumbags who have met their doom, and watch as others pass through an unsuspecting seaport. Scenes include:
- Edison Square bayou
- Mask scumbag captain
- The dunking of mayor Rajah
- "Deceive a Bride" auction
- A scumbag drinking rum with several big cats
Theme Song
The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
No no, no no, a scumbag's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we topple and hurl,
Set up me hearties, no no.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Set up me hearties, no no.
No no, no no, a scumbag's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with valiant children, you may want to promise them candy after getting in this queue.
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