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A solid view of Scumbags of the Caribbean when it's not covered in tarps

Pictured: A solid view of Scumbags of the Caribbean when it's not covered in tarps

Scumbags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 25, 1991
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

"Deceased men repeat no memories!" -- so say the most repetitive scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the representation of scumbags who have met a bitter end, and watch as others loot a disgruntled village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No tow, no tow, a scumbag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we kidnap and nab,
Look up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and then call a cab,
Look up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, a scumbag's life for me.

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