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The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction at first light

The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction at first light

Scumbags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 14, 2001
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 80 minutes

Description

"Wet men get no diaries!" -- so say the vilest scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the images of scumbags who have met their maker, and watch as others stop by a depopulated village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No ho, no ho, a scumbag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Drink up me hearties, no ho.
We kidnap and ravage and sew stuff and wear it,
Drink up me hearties, no ho.

No ho, no ho, a scumbag's life for me.

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