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The Scumbags of the Caribbean train at dusk

The Scumbags of the Caribbean train at dusk

Scumbags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: March 6, 2013
Duration: 100 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

"Skeletal men have no fish!" -- so say the Disneyest scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the remains of scumbags who have met their maker, and watch as others fail to make friends in a friendly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a scumbag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we talk and repeat,
Toss up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and can't move our feet,
Toss up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a scumbag's life for me.

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