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The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation

Scumbags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 26, 1964
Duration: 38 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Favored by: Drunks

Description

"Ignorant men get no evil!" -- so say the most skeletal scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the images of scumbags who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pass through a jolly seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh go, oh go, a scumbag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slacker and slob,
Live up me hearties, oh go.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Live up me hearties, oh go.

Oh go, oh go, a scumbag's life for me.

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