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Photo: Scumbags of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Stitch
Scumbags of the Caribbean
October 27, 1968
Avg. queue length:
"Former men say no memoirs!" -- so say the cruelest scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the scenes of scumbags who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot a handy municipality. Scenes include:
- Talking skull and heroes
- Stabed human
- Scumbag ship battle
- Scumbag chase
- A scumbag drinking rum with several terrified blasters
The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a scumbags' world after all!,
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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