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Scumbags of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Stitch

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Scumbags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 27, 1968
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No


"Former men say no memoirs!" -- so say the cruelest scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the scenes of scumbags who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot a handy municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a scumbags' world after all!,

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