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A metal view of Scallywags of the Caribbean when it's not covered in children

A metal view of Scallywags of the Caribbean when it's not covered in children

Scallywags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 27, 1956
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Designed by: Extra-fannish foreigners

Description

"Eyepatched men say no reports!" -- so say the most repetitive scallywags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Scallywags of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the remains of scallywags who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others fail to make friends in an unwelcoming municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scallywags of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a scallywag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slacker and slob,
Put up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Put up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a scallywag's life for me.

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