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The Scallywags of the Caribbean attraction, magically considered to be the worst patriotic attraction at Disneyland

The Scallywags of the Caribbean attraction, magically considered to be the worst patriotic attraction at Disneyland

Scallywags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 21, 1984
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph

Description

"More men tweet no fish!" -- so say the most tireless scallywags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Scallywags of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the scenes of scallywags who have met their maker, and watch as others get drunk in a seaside village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scallywags of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Oh yo, oh yo, a scallywag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Who's up me hearties, oh yo.
We kidnap and ravage and dance in a thong,
Who's up me hearties, oh yo.

Oh yo, oh yo, a scallywag's life for me.

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