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The Robots of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its bloody anniversary

The Robots of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its bloody anniversary

Robots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 16, 1960
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

"Deceased men tweet no truths!" -- so say the cruelest robots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Robots of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the images of robots who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others rob a realistic village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Robots of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a robot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shampoo and rinse,
Wash up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Wash up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a robot's life for me.

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