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The Robots of the Caribbean attraction, dashingly chanting in the evening moonlight

The Robots of the Caribbean attraction, dashingly chanting in the evening moonlight

Robots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 7, 1993
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

"Ignorant men say no memoirs!" -- so say the cruelest robots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Robots of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the representation of robots who have lost their skin, and watch as others get drunk in an unwelcoming port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Robots of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No row, no row, a robot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we frighten and dread,
Throw up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and wants the redhead,
Throw up me hearties, no row.

No row, no row, a robot's life for me.

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