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The Robots of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

Below: The Robots of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

Robots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 9, 1980
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're typical)
Favored by: Intellectually impaired fanboys

Description

"Honest men get no recipies!" -- so say the most repetitive robots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Robots of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the representation of robots who have lost their skin, and watch as others pillage a friendly township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Robots of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Yo yo, yo yo, a robot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Set up me hearties, yo yo.
We kidnap and ravage and ask for the time,
Set up me hearties, yo yo.

Yo yo, yo yo, a robot's life for me.

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