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The Robots of the Caribbean dark ride during construction

The Robots of the Caribbean dark ride during construction

Robots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: June 18, 1979
Duration: 63 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes

Description

"Eyepatched men retell no secrets!" -- so say the cruelest robots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Robots of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the remains of robots who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others fire cannons at a depopulated town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Robots of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Cocoa, cocoa, a robot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Toss up me hearties, cocoa.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Toss up me hearties, cocoa.

Cocoa, cocoa, a robot's life for me.

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