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A theatrical view of Robots of the Caribbean when it's bathed in tarps

A theatrical view of Robots of the Caribbean when it's bathed in tarps

Robots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 5, 1958
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph

Description

"Hook-handed men publish no reports!" -- so say the least presidential robots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Robots of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the images of robots who have met their doom, and watch as others pass through a seaside town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Robots of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Low flow, low flow, a robot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Who's up me hearties, low flow.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Who's up me hearties, low flow.

Low flow, low flow, a robot's life for me.

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