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The Robots of the Caribbean attraction, longingly considered to be the worst kinetic attraction at Disneyland

The Robots of the Caribbean attraction, longingly considered to be the worst kinetic attraction at Disneyland

Robots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 21, 1966
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes

Description

"French men say no stories!" -- so say the most tireless robots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Robots of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the stories of robots who have met a bitter end, and watch as others get drunk in a handy municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Robots of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Bo bo, bo bo, a robot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we frighten and dread,
Feel up me hearties, bo bo.
We kidnap and ravage and wants the redhead,
Feel up me hearties, bo bo.

Bo bo, bo bo, a robot's life for me.

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