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The Robots of the Caribbean attraction, fully rumbling in the fading sunlight

The Robots of the Caribbean attraction, fully rumbling in the fading sunlight

Robots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 1976
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 58 minutes

Description

"Mer men tell no lies!" -- so say the ugliest robots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Robots of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the images of robots who have lost their skin, and watch as others get drunk in an unsuspecting village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Robots of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No show, no show, a robot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we whiney and moo,
Pick up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and play first with Who,
Pick up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a robot's life for me.

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