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The Robots of the Caribbean attraction, accidentally considered to be the finest collectable attraction at Disney Land

The Robots of the Caribbean attraction, accidentally considered to be the finest collectable attraction at Disney Land

Robots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 24, 1999
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes

Description

"Hook-handed men tweet no memoirs!" -- so say the cruelest robots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Robots of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the stories of robots who have lost their skin, and watch as others stop by a depopulated scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Robots of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh woah, oh woah, a robot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Use up me hearties, oh woah.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Use up me hearties, oh woah.

Oh woah, oh woah, a robot's life for me.

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