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The Robots of the Caribbean attraction during construction

The Robots of the Caribbean attraction during construction

Robots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 29, 1959
Duration: 136 seconds
Avg. queue length: 763 yards
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

"Deceased men leave no reports!" -- so say the smelliest robots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Robots of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the images of robots who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others get drunk in a robotic seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Robots of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No show, no show, a robot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Throw up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Throw up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a robot's life for me.

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