Photo: The Reprobates of the Caribbean attraction, massively considered to be the best audiovisual attraction at Dandy Lines
"Ignorant men retell no stories!" -- so say the smelliest reprobates ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Reprobates of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the bodies of reprobates who have met their maker, and watch as others rob a defenseless township. Scenes include:
The Reprobates of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
Big toe, big toe, a reprobate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we frighten and dread,
You're up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and wants the redhead,
You're up me hearties, big toe.Big toe, big toe, a reprobate's life for me.
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