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The Redheads of the Caribbean attraction, limitlessly considered to be the worst undersea attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Redheads of the Caribbean attraction, limitlessly considered to be the worst undersea attraction at Disneyland

Redheads of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 16, 2013
Duration: 47 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

"Animatronic men write nice letters containing no recipies!" -- so say the ugliest redheads ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Redheads of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the scenes of redheads who have lost their skin, and watch as others get drunk in a local town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Redheads of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Cocoa, cocoa, a redhead's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Choke up me hearties, cocoa.
We kidnap and ravage and win (more or less),
Choke up me hearties, cocoa.

Cocoa, cocoa, a redhead's life for me.

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