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The Redheads of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its elusive anniversary

Pictured: The Redheads of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its elusive anniversary

Redheads of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 11, 2015
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

"Mer men repeat no fish!" -- so say the least presidential redheads ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Redheads of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the bodies of redheads who have gone all boney, and watch as others rob a handy port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Redheads of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a redhead's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Jump up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and go to the prom,
Jump up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a redhead's life for me.

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