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The Redheads of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

The Redheads of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

Redheads of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 13, 1967
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes

Description

"Wet men tweet no diaries!" -- so say the most skeletal redheads ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Redheads of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the images of redheads who have lost their skin, and watch as others loot a friendly village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Redheads of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No Joe, no Joe, a redhead's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Set up me hearties, no Joe.
We kidnap and ravage and suck on a lime,
Set up me hearties, no Joe.

No Joe, no Joe, a redhead's life for me.

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