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Deedle's bank-avenging photo of Redheads of the Caribbean

Above: Deedle's bank-avenging photo of Redheads of the Caribbean

Redheads of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 2, 1983
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes

Description

"Mer men get no fish!" -- so say the smelliest redheads ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Redheads of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the scenes of redheads who have met their maker, and watch as others stop by a deserving town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Redheads of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No show, no show, a redhead's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Run up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and sing this darn song,
Run up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a redhead's life for me.

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