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The Redheads of the Caribbean attraction, abnormally considered to be the worst prehistoric attraction at Disneyland

The Redheads of the Caribbean attraction, abnormally considered to be the worst prehistoric attraction at Disneyland

Redheads of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 10, 2003
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 90 minutes
Rating for infants: Two Disneys

Description

"Wet men repeat no memories!" -- so say the ugliest redheads ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Redheads of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the scenes of redheads who have met their maker, and watch as others violate several local laws in a disgruntled port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Redheads of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Dodo, dodo, a redhead's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shampoo and rinse,
Open up me hearties, dodo.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Open up me hearties, dodo.

Dodo, dodo, a redhead's life for me.

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