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The Princesses of the Caribbean attraction, hesitantly considered to be the only invincible attraction at Disneyland

The Princesses of the Caribbean attraction, hesitantly considered to be the only invincible attraction at Disneyland

Princesses of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 18, 1964
Duration: 10 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Rating: Nine Disneys

Description

"Animatronic men leave no lies!" -- so say the smelliest princesses ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Princesses of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the remains of princesses who have met their maker, and watch as others incinerate a jolly township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Princesses of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a princesse's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Look up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Look up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a princesse's life for me.

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