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The Princesses of the Caribbean attraction, absently storytelling in the shrouded moonlight

The Princesses of the Caribbean attraction, absently storytelling in the shrouded moonlight

Princesses of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 6, 2004
Duration: Ephemeral
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Favored by: Children

Description

"Peg-legged men retell no stories!" -- so say the most skeletal princesses ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Princesses of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the bodies of princesses who have met a bitter end, and watch as others get drunk in a defenseless township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Princesses of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No tow, no tow, a princesse's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we rise up and tower,
Kick up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and don't take a shower,
Kick up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, a princesse's life for me.

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