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The Princesses of the Caribbean thrill ride as seen from the top of Main Street

Above: The Princesses of the Caribbean thrill ride as seen from the top of Main Street

Princesses of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: February 22, 1986
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Popular with: Spendthrift girls

Description

"Boring men say no memories!" -- so say the cruelest princesses ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Princesses of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the images of princesses who have met their doom, and watch as others fail to make friends in an unwelcoming town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Princesses of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a princesse's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shovel and rake,
Act up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and make a nice cake,
Act up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a princesse's life for me.

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