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The Princesses of the Caribbean attraction, loathsomely considered to be the worst obvious attraction at Disneyland

The Princesses of the Caribbean attraction, loathsomely considered to be the worst obvious attraction at Disneyland

Princesses of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 1, 2012
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

"Eyepatched men know no memories!" -- so say the smelliest princesses ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Princesses of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the bodies of princesses who have met their maker, and watch as others violate several local laws in a seaside town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Princesses of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a princesse's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Meet up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and sew stuff and wear it,
Meet up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a princesse's life for me.

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