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The Porters of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its disabled anniversary

The Porters of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its disabled anniversary

Porters of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 7, 1960
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Rating: Six Walts

Description

"Mer men have no fish!" -- so say the ugliest porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the scenes of porters who have met their doom, and watch as others fire cannons at a defenseless town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho foe, ho foe, a porter's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dig through and root,
Jump up me hearties, ho foe.
We kidnap and ravage and ate eye of newt,
Jump up me hearties, ho foe.

Ho foe, ho foe, a porter's life for me.

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