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A tremendous view of Porters of the Caribbean when it's shrounded in darkness

A tremendous view of Porters of the Caribbean when it's shrounded in darkness

Porters of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 13, 1998
Duration: 146 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Fanboys

Description

"Mute men publish no evil!" -- so say the Disneyest porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the scenes of porters who have gone all boney, and watch as others pillage a handy municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Oh ho, oh ho, a porter's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we freak out and cower,
Wash up me hearties, oh ho.
We kidnap and ravage and press nice flower,
Wash up me hearties, oh ho.

Oh ho, oh ho, a porter's life for me.

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