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The Porters of the Caribbean attraction at midday

The Porters of the Caribbean attraction at midday

Porters of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 1, 2009
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

"Ignorant men leave no evil!" -- so say the smelliest porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the images of porters who have met their doom, and watch as others violate several local laws in a defenseless municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Row row, row row, a porter's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slacker and slob,
Make up me hearties, row row.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Make up me hearties, row row.

Row row, row row, a porter's life for me.

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