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The Porters of the Caribbean adventure during a moment of contemplation

Photo: The Porters of the Caribbean adventure during a moment of contemplation

Porters of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: May 31, 1978
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 59 minutes

Description

"Skeletal men write nice letters containing no reports!" -- so say the most tireless porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the remains of porters who have met their maker, and watch as others fail to make friends in a friendly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No show, no show, a porter's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we short-change and gyp,
Live up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't leave a tip,
Live up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a porter's life for me.

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