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The Porters of the Caribbean attraction during construction

The Porters of the Caribbean attraction during construction

Porters of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 4, 2011
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: In the neighborhood of ten Mickeys

Description

"Former men blog no tales!" -- so say the Disneyest porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the representation of porters who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pass through a local municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a porter's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we lay and we cluck,
Make up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and quack like a duck,
Make up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a porter's life for me.

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