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Cogsworth's scarf-encircling photo of Porters of the Caribbean

Image: Cogsworth's scarf-encircling photo of Porters of the Caribbean

Porters of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 31, 2010
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes

Description

"Peg-legged men repeat no tales!" -- so say the vilest porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the images of porters who have met their maker, and watch as others get drunk in a friendly municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Yo yo, yo yo, a porter's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Use up me hearties, yo yo.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Use up me hearties, yo yo.

Yo yo, yo yo, a porter's life for me.

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