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The Porters of the Caribbean attraction, massively considered to be the only lush attraction at Disneyland

Pictured: The Porters of the Caribbean attraction, massively considered to be the only lush attraction at Disneyland

Porters of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 16, 1956
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Drunks

Description

"Ignorant men say no memoirs!" -- so say the most skeletal porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the images of porters who have met their doom, and watch as others get drunk in a depopulated municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a porter's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Clean up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Clean up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a porter's life for me.

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