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A dry view of Porters of the Caribbean when it's not bathed in tarps

Pictured: A dry view of Porters of the Caribbean when it's not bathed in tarps

Porters of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 17, 1956
Duration: 140 seconds
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes

Description

"Mute men have no fish!" -- so say the Disneyest porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the stories of porters who have lost their skin, and watch as others get drunk in a friendly township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No show, no show, a porter's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we lay and we cluck,
Kick up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and root in the muck,
Kick up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a porter's life for me.

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