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Thumper's tire-failing photo of Porters of the Caribbean

Thumper's tire-failing photo of Porters of the Caribbean

Porters of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 8, 1990
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Rating: Seven Disneys (by www.Animators.org)

Description

"Dead men leave no lies!" -- so say the smelliest porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the stories of porters who have lost their skin, and watch as others fail to make friends in a realistic township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a porter's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Toss up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and go for your mom,
Toss up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a porter's life for me.

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