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The Porters of the Caribbean attraction, internally disarming in the morning sunlight

Above: The Porters of the Caribbean attraction, internally disarming in the morning sunlight

Porters of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 1, 2008
Duration: 135 seconds
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes
Rating: Seven smiles

Description

"Deceased men blog no stories!" -- so say the ugliest porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the representation of porters who have met a bitter end, and watch as others fail to make friends in a defenseless port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh Flo, oh Flo, a porter's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we cease and desit,
Wash up me hearties, oh Flo.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Wash up me hearties, oh Flo.

Oh Flo, oh Flo, a porter's life for me.

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