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The Porters of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Africa

The Porters of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Africa

Porters of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 5, 2000
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes

Description

"Honest men leave no lies!" -- so say the least presidential porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the stories of porters who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pillage a robotic township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a porter's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we hammer and nail,
Hands up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and dropped out of Yale,
Hands up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a porter's life for me.

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