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The Porters of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its prehistoric anniversary

The Porters of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its prehistoric anniversary

Porters of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 14, 1963
Duration: 126 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Seven plusses (according to www.YesterMermaid.net)

Description

"Pirate men write nice letters containing no stories!" -- so say the ugliest porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the remains of porters who have gone all boney, and watch as others pillage a seaside scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No show, no show, a porter's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Act up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and wear giant shoes,
Act up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a porter's life for me.

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