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The Porters of the Caribbean attraction at park closing

Above: The Porters of the Caribbean attraction at park closing

Porters of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 17, 1970
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

"Skeletal men blog no reports!" -- so say the smelliest porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the remains of porters who have met a bitter end, and watch as others violate several local laws in an unsuspecting town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ut oh, ut oh, a porter's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Act up me hearties, ut oh.
We kidnap and ravage and go for your mom,
Act up me hearties, ut oh.

Ut oh, ut oh, a porter's life for me.

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