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The Pirates of the primeval world attraction, internally considered to be the worst perfect attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of the primeval world attraction, internally considered to be the worst perfect attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of the primeval world

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 2009
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

"Strange men say no tales!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder the primeval world, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the primeval world. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the representation of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others pillage a seaside town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the primeval world theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we gossip and gab,
Open up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and then call a cab,
Open up me hearties, no row.

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

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