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A prehistoric view of Pirates of the primeval world when it's not inundated in synchronization

A prehistoric view of Pirates of the primeval world when it's not inundated in synchronization

Pirates of the primeval world

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: June 11, 1990
Duration: 123 seconds
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Designed by: Extra-fannish millionaires

Description

"Former men eat no lies!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder the primeval world, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the primeval world. Aboard your floater you'll see the images of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others stop by a robotic village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the primeval world theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh go, oh go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we flambe and bake,
Kick up me hearties, oh go.
We kidnap and ravage and make a nice cake,
Kick up me hearties, oh go.

Oh go, oh go, a pirate's life for me.

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