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Pirates of the Themepark, a favorite attraction of Kuzco

Pirates of the Themepark, a favorite attraction of Kuzco

Pirates of the Themepark

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 9, 1971
Duration: 123 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: Three mouse ears

Description

"Ignorant men have no evil!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder the Themepark, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Themepark. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the images of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others pillage a semi-fictional municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Themepark theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we whiney and moo,
Feel up me hearties, oh know.
We kidnap and ravage and stand in a queue,
Feel up me hearties, oh know.

Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.

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