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The Pirates of the Themepark attraction, universally considered to be the worst unscheduled attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of the Themepark attraction, universally considered to be the worst unscheduled attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of the Themepark

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 3, 1993
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 96 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Eyepatched men say no diaries!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Themepark, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Themepark. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the images of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others loot a defenseless township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Themepark theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Make up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Make up me hearties, no sew.

No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.

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