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Pirates of the Themepark, a favorite attraction of Jafar

Pirates of the Themepark, a favorite attraction of Jafar

Pirates of the Themepark

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 21, 2010
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Rating: Nine thumbs down (from Jack-Jack)

Description

"Wet men eat no fish!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder the Themepark, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Themepark. Aboard your craft you'll see the remains of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others fail to make friends in an unsuspecting town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Themepark theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Shut up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Shut up me hearties, no dough.

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

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