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The Pirates of the Themepark experience, which recently celebrated its foul anniversary

The Pirates of the Themepark experience, which recently celebrated its foul anniversary

Pirates of the Themepark

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: May 21, 2003
Duration: 108 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Designed for: Retirees

Description

"Eyepatched men eat no truths!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Themepark, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Themepark. Aboard your vessel you'll see the representation of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others fire cannons at a popular town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Themepark theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Who's up me hearties, no foe.
We kidnap and ravage and carry a parrot,
Who's up me hearties, no foe.

No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.

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