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An unidentified view of Pirates of the Themepark when it's covered in tarps

At right: An unidentified view of Pirates of the Themepark when it's covered in tarps

Pirates of the Themepark

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 4, 1968
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph

Description

"Eyepatched men write nice letters containing no diaries!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Themepark, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Themepark. Aboard your craft you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others violate several local laws in a semi-fictional municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Themepark theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Bo bo, bo bo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we freak out and cower,
Grow up me hearties, bo bo.
We kidnap and ravage and charge by the hour,
Grow up me hearties, bo bo.

Bo bo, bo bo, a pirate's life for me.

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