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The Pirates of the Themepark attraction, immensely considered to be the best portentous attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Pirates of the Themepark attraction, immensely considered to be the best portentous attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of the Themepark

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 20, 1973
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Three tikis

Description

"Wet men get no memories!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Themepark, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Themepark. Aboard your ferry you'll see the representation of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others rob a local village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Themepark theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Feel up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and act shy and coy,
Feel up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

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