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Pirates of the Themepark, a favorite attraction of Emperor Zurg

Pirates of the Themepark, a favorite attraction of Emperor Zurg

Pirates of the Themepark

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 12, 1956
Duration: 55 seconds
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes

Description

"Wet men know no diaries!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Themepark, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Themepark. Aboard your vessel you'll see the bodies of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others burn an unsuspecting municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Themepark theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Hands up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Hands up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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