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The Pirates of the Themepark attraction, December 12, 1959, 5:34 p.m.

The Pirates of the Themepark attraction, December 12, 1959, 5:34 p.m.

Pirates of the Themepark

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 24, 1984
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Enjoyed by: Infants

Description

"Hook-handed men write nice letters containing no memoirs!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder the Themepark, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Themepark. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the representation of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others violate several local laws in a disgruntled village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Themepark theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Toss up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and wear giant shoes,
Toss up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

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