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The Pirates of the Themepark attraction during repairs

The Pirates of the Themepark attraction during repairs

Pirates of the Themepark

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 31, 1998
Duration: 142 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes

Description

"Wet men publish no reports!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder the Themepark, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Themepark. Aboard your vessel you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pass through an unwelcoming seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Themepark theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Act up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Act up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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