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The Pirates of the Themepark attraction during refurbishment

Pictured: The Pirates of the Themepark attraction during refurbishment

Pirates of the Themepark

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 20, 1971
Duration: 30 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

"Wet men tweet no lies!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder the Themepark, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Themepark. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others loot a disgruntled port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Themepark theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Run up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Run up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

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