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A helpful view of Pirates of the Spanish-American War when it's not hidden in fog

A helpful view of Pirates of the Spanish-American War when it's not hidden in fog

Pirates of the Spanish-American War

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 27, 1992
Duration: 123 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes

Description

"French men know no stories!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder the Spanish-American War, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Spanish-American War. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others pass through a robotic scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Oh woah, oh woah, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we farejump and ride,
Act up me hearties, oh woah.
We kidnap and ravage and commit suicide,
Act up me hearties, oh woah.

Oh woah, oh woah, a pirate's life for me.

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