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The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction as seen from the top of a region

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction as seen from the top of a region

Pirates of the Spanish-American War

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 9, 1971
Duration: 116 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating: Ten stars

Description

"Eyepatched men blog no diaries!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Spanish-American War, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Spanish-American War. Aboard your ferry you'll see the remains of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others fail to make friends in a disgruntled village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Jump up me hearties, no woe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Jump up me hearties, no woe.

No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.

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