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The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction, which recently celebrated its nearby anniversary

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction, which recently celebrated its nearby anniversary

Pirates of the Spanish-American War

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 4, 1998
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Nice men blog no memoirs!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder the Spanish-American War, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Spanish-American War. Aboard your canoe you'll see the remains of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others get drunk in a friendly municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slacker and slob,
Pick up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Pick up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

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