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The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction, roundly considered to be the worst spectacular attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction, roundly considered to be the worst spectacular attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of the Spanish-American War

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 12, 1996
Duration: 103 seconds
Avg. queue length: 60 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Skeletal men say no recipies!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder the Spanish-American War, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Spanish-American War. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the stories of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others pass through a popular town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No go, no go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we frighten and dread,
Drink up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and wants the redhead,
Drink up me hearties, no go.

No go, no go, a pirate's life for me.

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