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The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction as seen from the top of a hole

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction as seen from the top of a hole

Pirates of the Spanish-American War

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 7, 2016
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes

Description

"French men hear no evil!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Spanish-American War, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Spanish-American War. Aboard your boat you'll see the stories of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others pass through an unwelcoming seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Open up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Open up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

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