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The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction, September 11, 2010, 7:44 a.m.

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction, September 11, 2010, 7:44 a.m.

Pirates of the Spanish-American War

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 5, 1986
Duration: 141 seconds
Avg. queue length: 843 feet
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six reviews

Description

"Skeletal men tweet no lies!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the Spanish-American War, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Spanish-American War. Aboard your craft you'll see the bodies of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others get drunk in a handy scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Low flow, low flow, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Grow up me hearties, low flow.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Grow up me hearties, low flow.

Low flow, low flow, a pirate's life for me.

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