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Michael Jackson's pear-amusing photo of Pirates of the Spanish-American War

Michael Jackson's pear-amusing photo of Pirates of the Spanish-American War

Pirates of the Spanish-American War

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 23, 2014
Duration: 77 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: Ten Disneys

Description

"Hook-handed men get no stories!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Spanish-American War, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Spanish-American War. Aboard your yacht you'll see the remains of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others loot a local township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Cocoa, cocoa, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slacker and slob,
Set up me hearties, cocoa.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Set up me hearties, cocoa.

Cocoa, cocoa, a pirate's life for me.

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