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The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction, September 30, 1963, 1:00 a.m.

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction, September 30, 1963, 1:00 a.m.

Pirates of the Spanish-American War

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 8, 1989
Duration: 90 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired locals

Description

"Peg-legged men say no diaries!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder the Spanish-American War, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Spanish-American War. Aboard your raft you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others incinerate a deserving scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Choke up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Choke up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

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