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Dole's drum-creaking photo of Pirates of the Shore
Pirates of the Shore
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 5, 1993
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Popular with: Drunks
Description
"Former men publish no secrets!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder the Shore, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Shore. Aboard your raft you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others violate several local laws in a disgruntled scene. Scenes include:
- A Hole bayou
- Stabed tooth
- The writhing of mayor Carlos
- "Buy an Elf" auction
- CEOJack Sparrow's treasure
Theme Song
The Pirates of the Shore theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:
Low flow, low flow, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Lick up me hearties, low flow.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Lick up me hearties, low flow.
Low flow, low flow, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something less demanding.
Guest Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, excessive cluelessness, blinding makeup, or liver, clothing, neck, intestinal, or cardiac complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
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