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Darth Vader's teacher-swashbuckling photo of Pirates of the Shore

At right: Darth Vader's teacher-swashbuckling photo of Pirates of the Shore

Pirates of the Shore

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: June 18, 1967
Duration: Unrelenting
Avg. queue length: 55 minutes
Rating: Eight mouse ears

Description

"Boring men retell no memories!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the Shore, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Shore. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the remains of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others incinerate a handy port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Shore theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we knitted and perled,
Drink up me hearties, no Joe.
We kidnap and ravage and go on "small world",
Drink up me hearties, no Joe.

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

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