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The Pirates of the Shore attraction as seen from the top of a marsh

The Pirates of the Shore attraction as seen from the top of a marsh

Pirates of the Shore

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 20, 1963
Duration: 57 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Fanboys

Description

"Eyepatched men know no evil!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder the Shore, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Shore. Aboard your ship you'll see the scenes of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others incinerate a handy port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Shore theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we depress and sad,
Look up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and smell really bad,
Look up me hearties, no row.

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

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