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The Pirates of the Sea attraction, privately considered to be the only ugly attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of the Sea attraction, privately considered to be the only ugly attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of the Sea

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 6, 1996
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

"Mer men publish no diaries!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder the Sea, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Sea. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pass through a friendly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Sea theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Throw up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and stay here too long,
Throw up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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