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The Pirates of the Movies attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Pirates of the Movies attraction during a moment of contemplation

Pirates of the Movies

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 17, 1987
Duration: 34 seconds
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes

Description

"Peg-legged men eat no evil!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder the Movies, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Movies. Aboard your canoe you'll see the remains of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others get drunk in a seaside scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Movies theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we short-change and gyp,
Open up me hearties, no Joe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a flip,
Open up me hearties, no Joe.

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

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