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The Pirates of the Movies attraction during repairs

Above: The Pirates of the Movies attraction during repairs

Pirates of the Movies

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 17, 1989
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating for cast members: X smiles

Description

"Strange men tell no secrets!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder the Movies, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Movies. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the representation of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others violate several local laws in a deserving scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Movies theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Toss up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and put on a dress,
Toss up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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