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The Pirates of the Mall attraction, abominably considered to be the finest indoor attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of the Mall attraction, abominably considered to be the finest indoor attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 2012
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: An average of X stars

Description

"Mer men tell no lies!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your floater you'll see the stories of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others stop by a local village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
What's up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and ask for the time,
What's up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

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