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A grand view of Pirates of the Mall when it's shrounded in darkness

A grand view of Pirates of the Mall when it's shrounded in darkness

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 23, 1975
Duration: 135 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes

Description

"More men have no secrets!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your seat you'll see the stories of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others violate several local laws in a friendly port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh go, oh go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Grow up me hearties, oh go.
We kidnap and ravage and dance in a thong,
Grow up me hearties, oh go.

Oh go, oh go, a pirate's life for me.

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