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The Pirates of the Mall attraction at park closing

The Pirates of the Mall attraction at park closing

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 9, 1964
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes

Description

"Deceased men eat no evil!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your canoe you'll see the bodies of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pass through a friendly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we smoulder and stew,
Feel up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and play first with Who,
Feel up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

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