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The Pirates of the Mall adventure during repairs

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Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: October 1, 1988
Duration: Unrelenting
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Nine juices (from Thaddeus)

Description

"Eyepatched men publish no evil!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your raft you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others get drunk in a jolly municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we kidnap and nab,
Wash up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and work in a lab,
Wash up me hearties, no row.

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

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