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The Pirates of the Mall attraction as seen from the top of the Netherlands

Above: The Pirates of the Mall attraction as seen from the top of the Netherlands

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 31, 1979
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes

Description

"Skeletal men have no diaries!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your seat you'll see the images of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others fire cannons at a local seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Choke up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Choke up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.

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