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The Pirates of the Mall attraction at night

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Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 9, 1959
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Boring men know no truths!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others pass through a jolly village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho foe, ho foe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we port and encamp,
Toss up me hearties, ho foe.
We kidnap and ravage and carry a lamp,
Toss up me hearties, ho foe.

Ho foe, ho foe, a pirate's life for me.

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