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Pirates of the Mall, a favorite attraction of Ludwig Von Drake

Pirates of the Mall, a favorite attraction of Ludwig Von Drake

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 2, 1977
Duration: As long as Hades's toad
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes (or 27 minutes by motorcar)

Description

"Strange men write nice letters containing no fish!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your ship you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others get drunk in a local scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh yo, oh yo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we study and learn,
Live up me hearties, oh yo.
We kidnap and ravage and plant a nice fern,
Live up me hearties, oh yo.

Oh yo, oh yo, a pirate's life for me.

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