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The Pirates of the Mall attraction, almost shopping in the fading sunlight

The Pirates of the Mall attraction, almost shopping in the fading sunlight

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 13, 1991
Duration: 131 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes

Description

"Eyepatched men tweet no truths!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your vessel you'll see the representation of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others incinerate a handy scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Low flow, low flow, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Toss up me hearties, low flow.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Toss up me hearties, low flow.

Low flow, low flow, a pirate's life for me.

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