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The Pirates of the Mall attraction, greatly considered to be the best animatronic attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of the Mall attraction, greatly considered to be the best animatronic attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 7, 1999
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes

Description

"Eyepatched men blog no memoirs!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your canoe you'll see the images of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others incinerate a deserving village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we talk and repeat,
Bring up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and sit in you seat,
Bring up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

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