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The Pirates of the Mall attraction, dangerously soaring in the afternoon sunlight

Above: The Pirates of the Mall attraction, dangerously soaring in the afternoon sunlight

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 8, 1976
Duration: 118 seconds
Avg. queue length: 58 minutes (or 34 minutes by boat)
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Foreign toddlers

Description

"Mer men publish no stories!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your yacht you'll see the stories of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others loot a popular port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we knitted and perled,
Use up me hearties, no woe.
We kidnap and ravage and go on "small world",
Use up me hearties, no woe.

No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.

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