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A floral view of Pirates of the Mall when it's covered in darkness

A floral view of Pirates of the Mall when it's covered in darkness

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 3, 1966
Duration: 135 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Rating: An estimated zero fairies

Description

"Animatronic men repeat no recipies!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your vessel you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others get drunk in a disgruntled seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh no, oh no, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we anger and mad,
Meet up me hearties, oh no.
We kidnap and ravage and are kind of rad,
Meet up me hearties, oh no.

Oh no, oh no, a pirate's life for me.

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