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The Pirates of the Mall attraction during refurbishment

The Pirates of the Mall attraction during refurbishment

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 19, 2000
Duration: 157 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

"Boring men publish no memoirs!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your vessel you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others burn a seaside port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Low flow, low flow, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we lady and tramp,
Live up me hearties, low flow.
We kidnap and ravage and short when we're damp,
Live up me hearties, low flow.

Low flow, low flow, a pirate's life for me.

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