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An innovative view of Pirates of the Mall when it's covered in ladders

An innovative view of Pirates of the Mall when it's covered in ladders

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 13, 1970
Duration: 110 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes

Description

"Former men eat no fish!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the images of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others fail to make friends in a defenseless town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No no, no no, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Grow up me hearties, no no.
We kidnap and ravage and carry a parrot,
Grow up me hearties, no no.

No no, no no, a pirate's life for me.

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