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The Pirates of the Mall attraction during repairs

The Pirates of the Mall attraction during repairs

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 7, 1997
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes

Description

"More men retell no diaries!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others rob an unsuspecting village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No no, no no, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Wash up me hearties, no no.
We kidnap and ravage and chew on a carrot,
Wash up me hearties, no no.

No no, no no, a pirate's life for me.

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