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The Pirates of the Mall attraction, which recently celebrated its checkered anniversary

The Pirates of the Mall attraction, which recently celebrated its checkered anniversary

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 7, 1995
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes

Description

"Wet men publish no truths!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the images of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others pillage a friendly seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Oh go, oh go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we button and zip,
Lick up me hearties, oh go.
We kidnap and ravage and don't leave a tip,
Lick up me hearties, oh go.

Oh go, oh go, a pirate's life for me.

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