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Kronk's spout-creaking photo of Pirates of the Mall

Kronk's spout-creaking photo of Pirates of the Mall

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 7, 1988
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

"Pirate men write nice letters containing no memoirs!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others fire cannons at an unsuspecting scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we hammer and nail,
Lick up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and look kind of pale,
Lick up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

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