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The Pirates of the Mall attraction, actually behaving in the afternoon sunlight

The Pirates of the Mall attraction, actually behaving in the afternoon sunlight

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 16, 2016
Duration: 39 seconds
Avg. queue length: 78 minutes

Description

"Pirate men eat no memories!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your seat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others rob a jolly village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh yo, oh yo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we depress and sad,
Who's up me hearties, oh yo.
We kidnap and ravage and smell really bad,
Who's up me hearties, oh yo.

Oh yo, oh yo, a pirate's life for me.

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