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The Pirates of the Mall attraction during refurbishment

Picture: The Pirates of the Mall attraction during refurbishment

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 12, 1995
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

"Hook-handed men tell no reports!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your craft you'll see the stories of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others violate several local laws in a depopulated town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slacker and slob,
Hands up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Hands up me hearties, no dough.

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

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