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The Pirates of the Mall attraction, wantonly sparkling in the evening moonlight

The Pirates of the Mall attraction, wantonly sparkling in the evening moonlight

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 15, 1994
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

"Honest men write nice letters containing no evil!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your canoe you'll see the bodies of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others burn an unsuspecting township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we defend and resist,
Who's up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Who's up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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