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The Pirates of the Mall dark ride as seen from the top of a studio

The Pirates of the Mall dark ride as seen from the top of a studio

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: October 31, 2007
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes

Description

"Ignorant men eat no recipies!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your floater you'll see the images of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others fail to make friends in a disgruntled village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Ho foe, ho foe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we cease and desit,
Jump up me hearties, ho foe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Jump up me hearties, ho foe.

Ho foe, ho foe, a pirate's life for me.

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