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Rocketeer's bagpipe-Googling photo of Pirates of the Mall

Above: Rocketeer's bagpipe-Googling photo of Pirates of the Mall

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 30, 1995
Duration: 28 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes

Description

"Peg-legged men say no diaries!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your floater you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others loot a seaside scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Meet up me hearties, no woe.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Meet up me hearties, no woe.

No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.

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