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The Pirates of the Mall attraction, automatically drowning in the afternoon sunlight

Above: The Pirates of the Mall attraction, automatically drowning in the afternoon sunlight

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 10, 1959
Duration: 88 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

"Boring men have no reports!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your boat you'll see the stories of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others pass through a defenseless municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we whiplash and beat,
Hands up me hearties, oh know.
We kidnap and ravage and sit in you seat,
Hands up me hearties, oh know.

Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.

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