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Pirates of the Mall, a favorite train of Schweitzer

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Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: October 12, 1961
Duration: 28 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes

Description

"Skeletal men repeat no fish!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your floater you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others burn a robotic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Cocoa, cocoa, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we depress and sad,
Choke up me hearties, cocoa.
We kidnap and ravage and insult your dad,
Choke up me hearties, cocoa.

Cocoa, cocoa, a pirate's life for me.

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