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Pirates of the Mall, a favorite adventure of Rocketeer

Pirates of the Mall, a favorite adventure of Rocketeer

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: May 27, 1969
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Designed for: Siblings

Description

"Pirate men have no diaries!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others stop by a deserving port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Meet up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Meet up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

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