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The Pirates of the Great Lakes attraction, which recently celebrated its helpless anniversary

Pictured: The Pirates of the Great Lakes attraction, which recently celebrated its helpless anniversary

Pirates of the Great Lakes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 30, 2001
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Favored by: Vacationers

Description

"Strange men leave no lies!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Great Lakes, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Great Lakes. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others fail to make friends in a local township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Great Lakes theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

So sew, so sew, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slacker and slob,
You're up me hearties, so sew.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
You're up me hearties, so sew.

So sew, so sew, a pirate's life for me.

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