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The Pirates of the Great Lakes attraction at a distance

The Pirates of the Great Lakes attraction at a distance

Pirates of the Great Lakes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 25, 1976
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: Eight tikis

Description

"Dead men publish no fish!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder the Great Lakes, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Great Lakes. Aboard your craft you'll see the remains of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in an unwelcoming scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Great Lakes theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we whiplash and beat,
Hands up me hearties, no Joe.
We kidnap and ravage and can't move our feet,
Hands up me hearties, no Joe.

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

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