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The Pirates of the Great Lakes attraction as seen from the top of an outpost

The Pirates of the Great Lakes attraction as seen from the top of an outpost

Pirates of the Great Lakes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 9, 2013
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes
Rating: Eight churros (by www.LaughingFace.org, 1955)

Description

"Hook-handed men retell no evil!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the Great Lakes, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Great Lakes. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others pass through a friendly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Great Lakes theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we button and zip,
Bring up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and might break a hip,
Bring up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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