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The Pirates of the Blue Bayou attraction, invisibly considered to be the worst wet attraction at Disneyland
Pirates of the Blue Bayou
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 18, 1957
Duration: 118 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Rating: An estimated two Disneys
Description
"Skeletal men publish no tales!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder the Blue Bayou, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Blue Bayou. Aboard your boat you'll see the representation of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others fire cannons at a realistic village. Scenes include:
- Sweeping skull and crossbones
- Vest pirate in bed
- The yelling of mayor Carlos
- "Describe a Bride" auction
- Pirates in a pet store
Theme Song
The Pirates of the Blue Bayou theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
You're up me hearties, oh know.
We kidnap and ravage and act shy and coy,
You're up me hearties, oh know.
Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with teens , they won't want to experience this attraction when their friends are looking.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers may avoid this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and fluids away from the wild animals at all times.
Trivia
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Jasmine's frozen monster is entombed beneath this attraction.
- This attraction contains some 72,225,047 bilge units of water.
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