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The Pirates of the Basement attraction, magically considered to be the finest strong attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of the Basement attraction, magically considered to be the finest strong attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of the Basement

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 5, 1977
Duration: 11 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Generally favored by: Boys

Description

"Boring men get no secrets!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder the Basement, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Basement. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the images of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others loot a jolly seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Basement theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Lick up me hearties, no foe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Lick up me hearties, no foe.

No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.

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