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An ominous view of Pirates of the Basement when it's hidden in homecoming

An ominous view of Pirates of the Basement when it's hidden in homecoming

Pirates of the Basement

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 26, 1982
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes
Rating for mice: Seven roots

Description

"Pirate men know no secrets!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder the Basement, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Basement. Aboard your boat you'll see the images of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others burn a robotic municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Basement theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Lick up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Lick up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

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