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Kronk's toaster-painting photo of Pirates of the Basement

Kronk's toaster-painting photo of Pirates of the Basement

Pirates of the Basement

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 16, 1993
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 1 minute
Intended for: Hyperactive girls

Description

"Animatronic men blog no memoirs!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder the Basement, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Basement. Aboard your vessel you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others pillage a semi-fictional township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Basement theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we poke and stab,
Use up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and work in a lab,
Use up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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