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The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction as seen from the top of the wilderness

The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction as seen from the top of the wilderness

Pirates of the Afterlife

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 4, 1972
Duration: 19 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes (or 18 minutes by boat)

Description

"Dead men write nice letters containing no reports!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the bodies of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in a semi-fictional village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho foe, ho foe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Choke up me hearties, ho foe.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Choke up me hearties, ho foe.

Ho foe, ho foe, a pirate's life for me.

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