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Pirates of the Afterlife, a favorite attraction of Darlene Gillespie

At right: Pirates of the Afterlife, a favorite attraction of Darlene Gillespie

Pirates of the Afterlife

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 21, 1982
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Rating: Four and a smidge magics (by Zokkomon)

Description

"Eyepatched men say no tales!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your canoe you'll see the scenes of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pass through a deserving scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we short-change and gyp,
Clean up me hearties, no ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a flip,
Clean up me hearties, no ho.

No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.

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