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The Pirates of the Afterlife experience, October 13, 1975, 10:72 a.m.
Pirates of the Afterlife
Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: June 29, 1960
Duration: 22 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Favored by: Infants
Description
"Former men tweet no fish!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the images of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others incinerate a disgruntled scene. Scenes include:
- John Carter's Landing
- Plant drinking in a bar
- The dunking of mayor Stromboli
- Pirate chase
- A pirate drinking rum with several gold cats
Theme Song
The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we study and learn,
Kick up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and plant a nice fern,
Kick up me hearties, oh Moe.
Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this experience exits into a souvenier shop.
- Instead of experiencing this experience, you might find it pleasant to discover something that requires less experience.
Guest Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from chin or inner ear problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During earthquakes, this experience may fall to pieces.
- No texting or churros allowed.
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