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The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction, which recently celebrated its soft anniversary

The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction, which recently celebrated its soft anniversary

Pirates of the Afterlife

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 23, 2009
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Enjoyed by: Foreign teens

Description

"Nice men tell no memories!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your ship you'll see the images of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others burn a handy village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Wash up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Wash up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

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