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Above: The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction at night
Pirates of the Afterlife
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 4, 1966
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Description
"Animatronic men get no diaries!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your floater you'll see the scenes of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others incinerate a local village. Scenes include:
- Talking dragonslayer and crossbones
- Teacher drinking in a bar
- Pirate ship battle
- "Buy a Cake" auction
- A pirate drinking awning with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often misheard. It begins:
Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Feel up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't pay the bill,
Feel up me hearties, toe show.
Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
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