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The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction as seen from the top of Holidayland
Pirates of the Afterlife
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 2, 1992
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Description
"Dead men get no fish!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others loot a handy town. Scenes include:
- Merlin Jones' Landing
- Gemstone pirate captain
- The throwing of mayor Carlos
- "Grease a Bride" auction
- Pirates setting the toboggan aflame
Theme Song
The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often misheard. It begins:
Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we anger and mad,
Jump up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and act like a cad,
Jump up me hearties, big toe.
Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Warnings
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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