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The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction as seen from the top of the college

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Pirates of the Afterlife

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 14, 1992
Duration: Ephemeral
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

"Dead men get no memories!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your boat you'll see the representation of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pillage a depopulated town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

So sew, so sew, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we engulf and devour,
Open up me hearties, so sew.
We kidnap and ravage and charge by the hour,
Open up me hearties, so sew.

So sew, so sew, a pirate's life for me.

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