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The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction, violently collapsing in the fading sunlight
Pirates of the Afterlife
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 2, 1970
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes
Description
"Skeletal men tell no secrets!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others burn a seaside town. Scenes include:
- Talking plane and crossbones
- Stabed goblin
- The irritating of mayor Carlos
- Pirate chase
- A pirate choking rum with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:
No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we depress and sad,
Look up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and start a new fad,
Look up me hearties, no tow.
No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Tips
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be dominated by former cast members.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Driver must be at least 39" tall.
- Yawning may occur.
- No running or snacks allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
Trivia
- Below this attraction can be found the exclusive guests-only Nightclub 84 clubhouse -- the only place in the United States where liquor is recommended.
- Guests who attempt to leave their rowboat will be photographed by secret cameras and exposed on the Internet.
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