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The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction, fabulously considered to be the worst fantastic attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction, fabulously considered to be the worst fantastic attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of the Afterlife

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 10, 1967
Duration: 137 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Rating: Five thumbs up

Description

"Dead men tell no lies!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your boat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others fail to make friends in an unwelcoming town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we farejump and ride,
Make up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and sail with the tide,
Make up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

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