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The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction, which recently celebrated its haunted anniversary

The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction, which recently celebrated its haunted anniversary

Pirates of the Afterlife

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 19, 1979
Duration: 55 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Hook-handed men blog no diaries!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your boat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pillage a realistic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Row row, row row, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Shut up me hearties, row row.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Shut up me hearties, row row.

Row row, row row, a pirate's life for me.

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