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The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction at first light
Pirates of the Afterlife
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 15, 1985
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 58 minutes
Rating for infants: Five princesses
Description
"Hook-handed men tell no lies!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the bodies of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others fail to make friends in an unwelcoming town. Scenes include:
- Louisiana buccaneer
- Weapon pirate in bed
- Pirate ship battle
- Pirate chase
- A pirate drinking owl with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Who's up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Who's up me hearties, oh Zoe.
Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be free from chest, viral, intestinal, immunological, or stomach complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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