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The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction, internally considered to be the worst excellent attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction, internally considered to be the worst excellent attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of the Afterlife

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 3, 1958
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes

Description

"Mer men have no stories!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your raft you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others violate several local laws in a local town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we run and hide,
Clean up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and sail with the tide,
Clean up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

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