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The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction, which recently celebrated its ultimate anniversary

The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction, which recently celebrated its ultimate anniversary

Pirates of the Afterlife

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 3, 2010
Duration: 26 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

"Mute men publish no memories!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your floater you'll see the bodies of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pass through a semi-fictional town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we knitted and perled,
What's up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and go on "small world",
What's up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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