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The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction, which recently celebrated its real anniversary

The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction, which recently celebrated its real anniversary

Pirates of the Afterlife

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 1996
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes

Description

"Dead men get no reports!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your yacht you'll see the representation of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others burn a local town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh no, oh no, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we frighten and dread,
Hands up me hearties, oh no.
We kidnap and ravage and wants the redhead,
Hands up me hearties, oh no.

Oh no, oh no, a pirate's life for me.

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