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The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction as seen from the top of a river

The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction as seen from the top of a river

Pirates of the Afterlife

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 12, 1997
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: X toons

Description

"Animatronic men know no memoirs!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your canoe you'll see the images of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others fire cannons at a realistic village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we say drat and durn,
Make up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and butter we churn,
Make up me hearties, no dough.

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

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