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The Pirates of the Afterlife show, which recently celebrated its retro anniversary
Pirates of the Afterlife
Attraction type: Show
Opening date: November 11, 1984
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Description
"Wet men know no memories!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your canoe you'll see the bodies of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others violate several local laws in a robotic town. Scenes include:
- Tiana's Landing
- Stabed heart
- The biting of mayor Carlos
- Pirate chase
- Pirates setting the skipper aflame
Theme Song
The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Drink up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and ask for the time,
Drink up me hearties, foe show.
Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Tips
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this show exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from sin or leg, tongue, social, or bowel problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful attraction.
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