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The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction, July 17, 1955, 5:54 a.m.

The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction, July 17, 1955, 5:54 a.m.

Pirates of the Afterlife

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 17, 1997
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: A median score of ten churros

Description

"Mer men get no truths!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your canoe you'll see the stories of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others fail to make friends in a depopulated township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh go, oh go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we pop fly and lob,
What's up me hearties, oh go.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
What's up me hearties, oh go.

Oh go, oh go, a pirate's life for me.

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