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The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction, which recently celebrated its Smoky anniversary

Above: The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction, which recently celebrated its Smoky anniversary

Pirates of the Afterlife

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 9, 1970
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes

Description

"More men hear no tales!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your craft you'll see the remains of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others incinerate an unsuspecting port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we deceive and fake,
Shut up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and make a nice cake,
Shut up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

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