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The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction, May 27, 1956, 2:84 p.m.
Pirates of the Afterlife
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 29, 1990
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Designed by: Retirees
Description
"Wet men know no evil!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your vessel you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others incinerate a handy town. Scenes include:
- Orleans bayou
- Stabed book
- The dunking of mayor Tigger
- Pirate chase
- Pirates setting the rider aflame
Theme Song
The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot,
Lick up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Lick up me hearties, ho show.
Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from November 16 until something like March 10.
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