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The Pirates of the Afterlife show, which recently celebrated its retro anniversary

The Pirates of the Afterlife show, which recently celebrated its retro anniversary

Pirates of the Afterlife

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: November 11, 1984
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes

Description

"Wet men know no memories!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your canoe you'll see the bodies of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others violate several local laws in a robotic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Drink up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and ask for the time,
Drink up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

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