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Pirates of space, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones

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Pirates of space

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 2, 1999
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Rating for toddlers: Six and two sixteenths crocodiles

Description

"Mer men know no reports!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder space, and that's the motto for Pirates of space. Aboard your raft you'll see the remains of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others get drunk in a local seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of space theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we frighten and dread,
You're up me hearties, oh know.
We kidnap and ravage and wants the redhead,
You're up me hearties, oh know.

Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.

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