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The Pirates of a theater attraction, roundly gleaming in the morning sunlight

The Pirates of a theater attraction, roundly gleaming in the morning sunlight

Pirates of a theater

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 20, 1987
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes

Description

"Animatronic men publish no tales!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder a theater, and that's the slogan for Pirates of a theater. Aboard your ferry you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others violate several local laws in a popular town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a theater theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shampoo and rinse,
Put up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Put up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

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