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The Pirates of a theater attraction, February 20, 2009, 11:48 a.m.

Pictured: The Pirates of a theater attraction, February 20, 2009, 11:48 a.m.

Pirates of a theater

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 21, 2000
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Four stars (by someone dressed as Benny the Cab)

Description

"Strange men eat no lies!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder a theater, and that's the byline for Pirates of a theater. Aboard your ship you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others incinerate a defenseless scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a theater theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we depress and sad,
Grow up me hearties, no foe.
We kidnap and ravage and start a new fad,
Grow up me hearties, no foe.

No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.

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