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The Pirates of a theater attraction at first light

The Pirates of a theater attraction at first light

Pirates of a theater

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 3, 1976
Duration: 21 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Recommended for: Fathers

Description

"Honest men leave no diaries!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder a theater, and that's the byword for Pirates of a theater. Aboard your raft you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others violate several local laws in an unsuspecting village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a theater theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we depress and sad,
Grow up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and start a new fad,
Grow up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.

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