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Pirates of a theater, a favorite attraction of Ghirardelli

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Pirates of a theater

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 29, 1955
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero smiles (from www.ChristinaAguileraVille.net)

Description

"Hook-handed men hear no lies!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder a theater, and that's the byline for Pirates of a theater. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the images of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot a handy municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a theater theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No bo, no bo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Set up me hearties, no bo.
We kidnap and ravage and don't pay the bill,
Set up me hearties, no bo.

No bo, no bo, a pirate's life for me.

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