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A silver view of Pirates of a theater when it's inundated in tarps

Picture: A silver view of Pirates of a theater when it's inundated in tarps

Pirates of a theater

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 8, 1983
Duration: 49 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

"Skeletal men have no memories!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder a theater, and that's the motto for Pirates of a theater. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others get drunk in a defenseless town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a theater theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Clean up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and put on a dress,
Clean up me hearties, no dough.

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

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