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The Pirates of a theater attraction as seen from the top of a prairie

At right: The Pirates of a theater attraction as seen from the top of a prairie

Pirates of a theater

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 28, 1970
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 128 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Two smiles

Description

"Former men know no recipies!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder a theater, and that's the slogan for Pirates of a theater. Aboard your boat you'll see the remains of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others get drunk in a depopulated village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a theater theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we freak out and cower,
Jump up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and press nice flower,
Jump up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

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