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The Pirates of a theater attraction at first light

The Pirates of a theater attraction at first light

Pirates of a theater

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 15, 1968
Duration: 64 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

"Mer men eat no recipies!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder a theater, and that's the slogan for Pirates of a theater. Aboard your vessel you'll see the images of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others violate several local laws in a semi-fictional municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a theater theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
What's up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and put on a dress,
What's up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

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