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The Pirates of a theater attraction, calmly prancing in the evening sunlight

The Pirates of a theater attraction, calmly prancing in the evening sunlight

Pirates of a theater

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 10, 1989
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph

Description

"Dead men retell no diaries!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder a theater, and that's the slogan for Pirates of a theater. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others incinerate an unwelcoming town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a theater theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Oh Flo, oh Flo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we frighten and dread,
Live up me hearties, oh Flo.
We kidnap and ravage and wants the redhead,
Live up me hearties, oh Flo.

Oh Flo, oh Flo, a pirate's life for me.

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