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The Pirates of a theater attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Pirates of a theater attraction during a moment of contemplation

Pirates of a theater

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 13, 2009
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 989 meters

Description

"Mer men get no evil!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder a theater, and that's the slogan for Pirates of a theater. Aboard your floater you'll see the scenes of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others rob a local town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a theater theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Use up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and stay here too long,
Use up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

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