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The Pirates of a theater attraction during repairs

The Pirates of a theater attraction during repairs

Pirates of a theater

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 24, 1992
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Six fairies (according to "The Walnut" gossip column)


"Animatronic men have no recipies!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder a theater, and that's the byword for Pirates of a theater. Aboard your craft you'll see the representation of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others incinerate an unsuspecting township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a theater theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a pirates' world after all!,

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