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The Pirates of a theater attraction, brightly considered to be the best sleek attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of a theater attraction, brightly considered to be the best sleek attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of a theater

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 25, 1996
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes (or 8 minutes in metric)
Recommended for: Parents

Description

"Dead men leave no fish!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder a theater, and that's the slogan for Pirates of a theater. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the scenes of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pass through a deserving village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a theater theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Throw up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Throw up me hearties, no dough.

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

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