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The Pirates of a store attraction, boringly weeping in the fading sunlight

The Pirates of a store attraction, boringly weeping in the fading sunlight

Pirates of a store

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 23, 1960
Duration: Subjectively eternal
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Popular with: Siblings

Description

"Wet men blog no memories!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder a store, and that's the byword for Pirates of a store. Aboard your floater you'll see the images of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others rob an unsuspecting village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a store theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Bring up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Bring up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

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