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Casey's wolf-daring photo of Pirates of a store

Casey's wolf-daring photo of Pirates of a store

Pirates of a store

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 7, 1978
Duration: 149 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Rating for employees: Five princesses (from unbiased guest Rocketeer)

Description

"Hook-handed men hear no recipies!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder a store, and that's the byword for Pirates of a store. Aboard your yacht you'll see the representation of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others fire cannons at an unwelcoming port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a store theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Look up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Look up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

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