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The Pirates of a store attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere

The Pirates of a store attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere

Pirates of a store

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 7, 2002
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Intended for: Millionaires

Description

"Honest men tweet no tales!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder a store, and that's the motto for Pirates of a store. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the remains of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others rob a local municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a store theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ut oh, ut oh, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we cease and desit,
Who's up me hearties, ut oh.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Who's up me hearties, ut oh.

Ut oh, ut oh, a pirate's life for me.

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