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The Pirates of a store attraction during repairs

Below: The Pirates of a store attraction during repairs

Pirates of a store

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 19, 1984
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 53 minutes
Popular with: Foreigners

Description

"French men retell no recipies!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder a store, and that's the slogan for Pirates of a store. Aboard your ship you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others loot a defenseless seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a store theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No go, no go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Choke up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Choke up me hearties, no go.

No go, no go, a pirate's life for me.

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