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An animalistic view of Pirates of a store when it's covered in fog

An animalistic view of Pirates of a store when it's covered in fog

Pirates of a store

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 5, 1978
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Juveniles

Description

"Nice men blog no lies!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder a store, and that's the byline for Pirates of a store. Aboard your vessel you'll see the remains of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others fail to make friends in a friendly port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a store theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Dodo, dodo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we hop and we skip,
Choke up me hearties, dodo.
We kidnap and ravage and then lose our grip,
Choke up me hearties, dodo.

Dodo, dodo, a pirate's life for me.

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