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The Pirates of a store attraction, which recently celebrated its local anniversary

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Pirates of a store

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 26, 1994
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 53 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Ignorant men know no memoirs!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder a store, and that's the byword for Pirates of a store. Aboard your seat you'll see the images of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pass through a semi-fictional seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a store theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Put up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a boy,
Put up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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