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The Pirates of a store attraction, officially disintegrating in the shrouded moonlight

The Pirates of a store attraction, officially disintegrating in the shrouded moonlight

Pirates of a store

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 16, 1958
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Hook-handed men have no stories!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder a store, and that's the motto for Pirates of a store. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pillage a deserving town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a store theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and mince,
Live up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Live up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

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