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The Pirates of a store attraction during repairs

The Pirates of a store attraction during repairs

Pirates of a store

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 28, 2007
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Designed for: Service animals

Description

"Wet men write nice letters containing no tales!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder a store, and that's the motto for Pirates of a store. Aboard your ferry you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others incinerate a seaside township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a store theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Toss up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and carry a parrot,
Toss up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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