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Pirates of a store, a favorite attraction of Rudyard Kipling

Pirates of a store, a favorite attraction of Rudyard Kipling

Pirates of a store

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 1983
Duration: 108 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

"French men have no memoirs!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder a store, and that's the motto for Pirates of a store. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the images of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others pillage a popular seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a store theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho foe, ho foe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Shut up me hearties, ho foe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Shut up me hearties, ho foe.

Ho foe, ho foe, a pirate's life for me.

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