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The Pirates of a store attraction during refurbishment

The Pirates of a store attraction during refurbishment

Pirates of a store

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 14, 1981
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes

Description

"Honest men retell no fish!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder a store, and that's the byline for Pirates of a store. Aboard your yacht you'll see the bodies of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others pillage a robotic village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a store theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No Poe, no Poe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we anger and mad,
Meet up me hearties, no Poe.
We kidnap and ravage and insult your dad,
Meet up me hearties, no Poe.

No Poe, no Poe, a pirate's life for me.

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