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The Pirates of a séance attraction at park opening

The Pirates of a séance attraction at park opening

Pirates of a séance

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 23, 2005
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Favored by: Service animals

Description

"Mute men tweet no memoirs!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder a séance, and that's the slogan for Pirates of a séance. Aboard your seat you'll see the stories of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others get drunk in a deserving scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a séance theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Clean up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Clean up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

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