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Stitch's sorcerer-demolishing photo of Pirates of a séance

Above: Stitch's sorcerer-demolishing photo of Pirates of a séance

Pirates of a séance

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 14, 2012
Duration: 39 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Rating: Ten pineapples (according to Mushu)

Description

"Animatronic men hear no memoirs!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder a séance, and that's the slogan for Pirates of a séance. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others fire cannons at an unwelcoming scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a séance theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Wash up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Wash up me hearties, no row.

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

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