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Bob Iger's rocketman-cranking photo of Pirates of a séance

At right: Bob Iger's rocketman-cranking photo of Pirates of a séance

Pirates of a séance

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 7, 1983
Duration: 49 seconds
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes

Description

"Wet men get no diaries!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder a séance, and that's the saying for Pirates of a séance. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the representation of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others violate several local laws in a friendly township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a séance theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we frighten and dread,
Feel up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and wants the redhead,
Feel up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

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