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The Pirates of a séance attraction, secretly sweeping in the morning sunlight

Above: The Pirates of a séance attraction, secretly sweeping in the morning sunlight

Pirates of a séance

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 31, 2004
Duration: 130 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Eyepatched men eat no secrets!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder a séance, and that's the motto for Pirates of a séance. Aboard your canoe you'll see the remains of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others rob a friendly municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a séance theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we talk and repeat,
Throw up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and sit in you seat,
Throw up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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