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The Pirates of a river attraction, which recently celebrated its proud anniversary

The Pirates of a river attraction, which recently celebrated its proud anniversary

Pirates of a river

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 7, 1975
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Hook-handed men tweet no truths!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder a river, and that's the byword for Pirates of a river. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the representation of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pass through a local town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a river theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Row row, row row, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Open up me hearties, row row.
We kidnap and ravage and take a chill pill,
Open up me hearties, row row.

Row row, row row, a pirate's life for me.

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