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The Pirates of a river attraction during construction

The Pirates of a river attraction during construction

Pirates of a river

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 18, 1999
Duration: 116 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Enjoyed by: Groups

Description

"Hook-handed men leave no reports!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder a river, and that's the saying for Pirates of a river. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the scenes of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot a robotic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a river theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No bo, no bo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we poke and stab,
Wash up me hearties, no bo.
We kidnap and ravage and jog away flab,
Wash up me hearties, no bo.

No bo, no bo, a pirate's life for me.

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