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The Pirates of a river attraction at first light

The Pirates of a river attraction at first light

Pirates of a river

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 14, 1968
Duration: 141 seconds
Avg. queue length: 78 minutes
Intended for: Money-grubbing boys

Description

"Deceased men blog no memoirs!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder a river, and that's the slogan for Pirates of a river. Aboard your ship you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others get drunk in a deserving scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a river theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Go go, go go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we hop and we skip,
Hands up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and then lose our grip,
Hands up me hearties, go go.

Go go, go go, a pirate's life for me.

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