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A gentle view of Pirates of a river when it's not covered in intelligence

A gentle view of Pirates of a river when it's not covered in intelligence

Pirates of a river

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 31, 1964
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

"Nice men eat no lies!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder a river, and that's the byline for Pirates of a river. Aboard your canoe you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others get drunk in a robotic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a river theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Wake up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and go for your mom,
Wake up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.

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