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The Pirates of a river experience during a moment of contemplation

The Pirates of a river experience during a moment of contemplation

Pirates of a river

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: May 24, 1967
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes
Rating: Six mouse ears

Description

"Wet men retell no stories!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder a river, and that's the motto for Pirates of a river. Aboard your craft you'll see the images of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others incinerate a deserving village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a river theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Open up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and beg for a dime,
Open up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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