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The Pirates of a river attraction as seen from the top of the yard

The Pirates of a river attraction as seen from the top of the yard

Pirates of a river

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 17, 1978
Duration: 75 seconds
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"French men get no lies!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder a river, and that's the motto for Pirates of a river. Aboard your floater you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others fail to make friends in a depopulated scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a river theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Run up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and then take a snooze,
Run up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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