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The Pirates of a river attraction, March 1, 1959, 8:09 p.m.

The Pirates of a river attraction, March 1, 1959, 8:09 p.m.

Pirates of a river

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 8, 1979
Duration: 117 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: Less than eight happy faces

Description

"Skeletal men retell no tales!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder a river, and that's the motto for Pirates of a river. Aboard your ferry you'll see the stories of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others pass through a realistic seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a river theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we frighten and dread,
Shut up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and wants the redhead,
Shut up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.

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