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The Pirates of a river attraction, violently changing in the morning candlelight

At right: The Pirates of a river attraction, violently changing in the morning candlelight

Pirates of a river

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 21, 2000
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Rating: X jollies

Description

"Dead men say no fish!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder a river, and that's the saying for Pirates of a river. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the bodies of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in a disgruntled municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a river theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Look up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and ask for the time,
Look up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.

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