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The Pirates of a river attraction, March 12, 2005, 6:23 p.m.

The Pirates of a river attraction, March 12, 2005, 6:23 p.m.

Pirates of a river

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 10, 2000
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 98 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Ignorant men write nice letters containing no fish!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder a river, and that's the motto for Pirates of a river. Aboard your seat you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others rob a seaside township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a river theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we farejump and ride,
Act up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and commit suicide,
Act up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

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