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The Pirates of a river attraction during repairs

The Pirates of a river attraction during repairs

Pirates of a river

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 3, 1961
Duration: 74 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Former men have no memories!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder a river, and that's the motto for Pirates of a river. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the stories of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others rob an unsuspecting port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a river theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No Poe, no Poe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shampoo and rinse,
What's up me hearties, no Poe.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
What's up me hearties, no Poe.

No Poe, no Poe, a pirate's life for me.

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