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The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction as seen from the top of a territory

The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction as seen from the top of a territory

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 9, 2007
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes

Description

"Pirate men hear no stories!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the saying for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the remains of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others fire cannons at a realistic municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we flambe and burn,
Jump up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and plant a nice fern,
Jump up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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