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The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction, September 9, 2011, 6:39 a.m.

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Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 28, 1999
Duration: As long as Tex's aristocat
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes

Description

"Ignorant men tweet no truths!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the motto for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your raft you'll see the stories of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pass through a friendly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we knitted and perled,
Choke up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and go on "small world",
Choke up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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