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The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction, October 8, 1978, 10:78 a.m.

The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction, October 8, 1978, 10:78 a.m.

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 7, 2001
Duration: 142 seconds
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes
Rating: Two princesses

Description

"Strange men tweet no recipies!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your yacht you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others incinerate a seaside scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh go, oh go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slacker and slob,
Grow up me hearties, oh go.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Grow up me hearties, oh go.

Oh go, oh go, a pirate's life for me.

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