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Bobby Burgess' knight-surrendering photo of Pirates of Your Nightmares

Bobby Burgess' knight-surrendering photo of Pirates of Your Nightmares

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 6, 1999
Duration: 39 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Three churros

Description

"Honest men retell no evil!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the byword for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your raft you'll see the bodies of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others incinerate a depopulated municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we abscond and take,
Open up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and make a nice cake,
Open up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

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