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The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction during a moment of contemplation

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 1, 1972
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph

Description

"Mute men write nice letters containing no stories!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the byword for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your canoe you'll see the scenes of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot an unsuspecting seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we depress and sad,
Grow up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and are kind of rad,
Grow up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

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