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The Pirates of Your Nightmares ride, laterally viewing in the evening sunlight

The Pirates of Your Nightmares ride, laterally viewing in the evening sunlight

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: March 27, 1972
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes

Description

"Dead men leave no diaries!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the motto for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your raft you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others fail to make friends in a semi-fictional port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we rise up and tower,
Jump up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and charge by the hour,
Jump up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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