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The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction as seen from the top of Spain

The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction as seen from the top of Spain

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 19, 1979
Duration: 95 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Eight rainbows

Description

"More men have no diaries!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the byword for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others fire cannons at a local municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Clean up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Clean up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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