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Pirates of Your Nightmares, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon

Pirates of Your Nightmares, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 20, 2006
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Hook-handed men leave no lies!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the scenes of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others violate several local laws in a defenseless township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and mince,
Toss up me hearties, no foe.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Toss up me hearties, no foe.

No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.

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