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The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction, which recently celebrated its robotic anniversary

The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction, which recently celebrated its robotic anniversary

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 11, 2011
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 86 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Three mice

Description

"Wet men leave no reports!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the motto for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the images of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others get drunk in a semi-fictional township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we defend and resist,
Act up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Act up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

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