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The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction at first light

The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction at first light

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 5, 1961
Duration: 59 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes

Description

"Peg-legged men hear no memories!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the byline for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your vessel you'll see the images of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others incinerate a disgruntled port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No no, no no, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Clean up me hearties, no no.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Clean up me hearties, no no.

No no, no no, a pirate's life for me.

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