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The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction, which recently celebrated its benign anniversary

Above: The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction, which recently celebrated its benign anniversary

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 18, 2005
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Intended for: Women

Description

"Ignorant men tell no secrets!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the byword for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your vessel you'll see the bodies of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others fire cannons at a jolly port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh ho, oh ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we freak out and cower,
What's up me hearties, oh ho.
We kidnap and ravage and press nice flower,
What's up me hearties, oh ho.

Oh ho, oh ho, a pirate's life for me.

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