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The Pirates of Your Nightmares show, which recently celebrated its unscheduled anniversary

Pictured: The Pirates of Your Nightmares show, which recently celebrated its unscheduled anniversary

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: April 22, 1990
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: Three stars

Description

"Peg-legged men tell no evil!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your canoe you'll see the bodies of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others rob a local scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Go go, go go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Grow up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Grow up me hearties, go go.

Go go, go go, a pirate's life for me.

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