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The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction as seen from the top of the kingdom

The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction as seen from the top of the kingdom

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 26, 1958
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 2 minutes
Rating: X suits

Description

"Wet men tweet no secrets!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the saying for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your seat you'll see the images of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others pass through a depopulated town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we depress and sad,
Hands up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and act like a cad,
Hands up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

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