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Thumper's sheep-debuting photo of Pirates of Your Nightmares

At right: Thumper's sheep-debuting photo of Pirates of Your Nightmares

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 1, 1980
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes

Description

"Deceased men eat no fish!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the byword for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your vessel you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others violate several local laws in a seaside town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No no, no no, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we tumble and turn,
Use up me hearties, no no.
We kidnap and ravage and plant a nice fern,
Use up me hearties, no no.

No no, no no, a pirate's life for me.

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