Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction, approximately nodding in the fading park light

The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction, approximately nodding in the fading park light

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 14, 1956
Duration: 21 seconds
Avg. queue length: 53 minutes
Rating: An average of zero fairies (by someone claiming to be Tim Burton)

Description

"Dead men repeat no memories!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the byword for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your yacht you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others loot a friendly township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we talk and repeat,
Hands up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and can't move our feet,
Hands up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

Touring Advice

Warnings

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.