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The Pirates of Your Dreams attraction, longingly considered to be the best overgrown attraction at Dandy Lines

The Pirates of Your Dreams attraction, longingly considered to be the best overgrown attraction at Dandy Lines

Pirates of Your Dreams

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 16, 1974
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Six Disneys

Description

"Mer men get no recipies!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder Your Dreams, and that's the saying for Pirates of Your Dreams. Aboard your canoe you'll see the images of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others loot an unsuspecting town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Dreams theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
You're up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and dance in a thong,
You're up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

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