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The Pirates of Your Dreams attraction as seen from the top of the Netherlands

The Pirates of Your Dreams attraction as seen from the top of the Netherlands

Pirates of Your Dreams

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 9, 1962
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Recommended for: Veterans

Description

"Nice men retell no stories!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Your Dreams, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Your Dreams. Aboard your floater you'll see the remains of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in a jolly municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Dreams theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho foe, ho foe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Meet up me hearties, ho foe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Meet up me hearties, ho foe.

Ho foe, ho foe, a pirate's life for me.

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