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The Pirates of Your Dreams attraction, which recently celebrated its mousey anniversary

The Pirates of Your Dreams attraction, which recently celebrated its mousey anniversary

Pirates of Your Dreams

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 17, 2002
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: X pixies

Description

"Wet men write nice letters containing no lies!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder Your Dreams, and that's the motto for Pirates of Your Dreams. Aboard your vessel you'll see the scenes of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in a semi-fictional port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Dreams theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we anger and mad,
Make up me hearties, oh know.
We kidnap and ravage and smell really bad,
Make up me hearties, oh know.

Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.

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