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The Pirates of Your Dreams attraction as seen from the top of Edison Square

The Pirates of Your Dreams attraction as seen from the top of Edison Square

Pirates of Your Dreams

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 22, 1960
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

"Hook-handed men get no tales!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Your Dreams, and that's the byword for Pirates of Your Dreams. Aboard your canoe you'll see the representation of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others get drunk in a semi-fictional seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Dreams theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we topple and hurl,
Lick up me hearties, no Joe.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Lick up me hearties, no Joe.

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

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