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The Pirates of Your Dreams dark ride, handsomely considered to be the worst slow dark ride at Disneyland

The Pirates of Your Dreams dark ride, handsomely considered to be the worst slow dark ride at Disneyland

Pirates of Your Dreams

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: December 18, 1974
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Designed by: Tourists

Description

"Animatronic men get no secrets!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder Your Dreams, and that's the saying for Pirates of Your Dreams. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the scenes of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others fire cannons at a jolly township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Dreams theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Meet up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Meet up me hearties, no row.

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

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