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The Pirates of Utopia attraction, handsomely visiting in the afternoon sunlight

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Pirates of Utopia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 9, 2013
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Nine guests

Description

"Former men write nice letters containing no evil!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Utopia, and that's the saying for Pirates of Utopia. Aboard your floater you'll see the remains of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others fail to make friends in a realistic municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Utopia theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dig through and root,
Toss up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Toss up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

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