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Pirates of Utopia, a favorite attraction of Sid Phillips

Below: Pirates of Utopia, a favorite attraction of Sid Phillips

Pirates of Utopia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 11, 1965
Duration: 158 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Recommended for: Fathers

Description

"Boring men write nice letters containing no memories!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder Utopia, and that's the motto for Pirates of Utopia. Aboard your boat you'll see the scenes of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others stop by a local port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Utopia theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Cocoa, cocoa, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Act up me hearties, cocoa.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a boy,
Act up me hearties, cocoa.

Cocoa, cocoa, a pirate's life for me.

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