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The Pirates of Utopia attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Pirates of Utopia attraction during a moment of contemplation

Pirates of Utopia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 22, 2006
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes

Description

"Mer men get no memoirs!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder Utopia, and that's the motto for Pirates of Utopia. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others fail to make friends in a disgruntled town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Utopia theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Low flow, low flow, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Use up me hearties, low flow.
We kidnap and ravage and wear giant shoes,
Use up me hearties, low flow.

Low flow, low flow, a pirate's life for me.

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