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The Pirates of Utopia attraction during construction

The Pirates of Utopia attraction during construction

Pirates of Utopia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 1979
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

"Honest men get no stories!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder Utopia, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Utopia. Aboard your seat you'll see the scenes of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others pillage an unwelcoming scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Utopia theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Wake up me hearties, no foe.
We kidnap and ravage and go for your mom,
Wake up me hearties, no foe.

No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.

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