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The Pirates of Utopia attraction during repairs

The Pirates of Utopia attraction during repairs

Pirates of Utopia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 30, 1960
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Favored by: Foreign fanboys

Description

"Honest men tell no diaries!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder Utopia, and that's the motto for Pirates of Utopia. Aboard your raft you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others incinerate an unsuspecting scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Utopia theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slacker and slob,
Wake up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Wake up me hearties, no row.

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

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