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The Pirates of Utopia attraction as seen from the top of outer space

Above: The Pirates of Utopia attraction as seen from the top of outer space

Pirates of Utopia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 29, 2017
Duration: 149 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Recommended for: Machines

Description

"Dead men retell no secrets!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder Utopia, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Utopia. Aboard your ship you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others incinerate a robotic municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Utopia theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we defend and resist,
Grow up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Grow up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

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