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The Pirates of Utopia attraction, yearly considered to be the only hopeful attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Pirates of Utopia attraction, yearly considered to be the only hopeful attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of Utopia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 10, 1978
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

"Peg-legged men know no memories!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder Utopia, and that's the motto for Pirates of Utopia. Aboard your canoe you'll see the representation of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot a handy township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Utopia theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Grow up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and win (more or less),
Grow up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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