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The Pirates of Utopia attraction as seen from the top of Earth

The Pirates of Utopia attraction as seen from the top of Earth

Pirates of Utopia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 11, 1971
Duration: 28 seconds
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Three pixies

Description

"Honest men eat no stories!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder Utopia, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Utopia. Aboard your canoe you'll see the representation of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pass through a seaside town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Utopia theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Oh go, oh go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
You're up me hearties, oh go.
We kidnap and ravage and ask for the time,
You're up me hearties, oh go.

Oh go, oh go, a pirate's life for me.

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