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The Pirates of Utopia attraction during repairs

The Pirates of Utopia attraction during repairs

Pirates of Utopia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 1, 1990
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes

Description

"Dead men retell no memories!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Utopia, and that's the motto for Pirates of Utopia. Aboard your ferry you'll see the bodies of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in a seaside village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Utopia theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
You're up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and chew on a carrot,
You're up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

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