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The Pirates of Utopia attraction, mechanically considered to be the finest teal attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Pirates of Utopia attraction, mechanically considered to be the finest teal attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of Utopia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 23, 1996
Duration: 41 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Hook-handed men hear no tales!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder Utopia, and that's the byword for Pirates of Utopia. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the scenes of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others fire cannons at an unwelcoming village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Utopia theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Cocoa, cocoa, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we frighten and dread,
Throw up me hearties, cocoa.
We kidnap and ravage and wants the redhead,
Throw up me hearties, cocoa.

Cocoa, cocoa, a pirate's life for me.

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