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Pirates of Utopia, a favorite attraction of George Darling

Pirates of Utopia, a favorite attraction of George Darling

Pirates of Utopia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 16, 1977
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 81 minutes
Favored by: Intellectually impaired mothers

Description

"Nice men tell no secrets!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder Utopia, and that's the saying for Pirates of Utopia. Aboard your ship you'll see the remains of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others violate several local laws in a disgruntled township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Utopia theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we smoulder and stew,
Set up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and stand in a queue,
Set up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

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