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The Pirates of Utopia attraction as seen from the top of Holland

The Pirates of Utopia attraction as seen from the top of Holland

Pirates of Utopia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 2, 1958
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Targeted at: Women

Description

"Mute men hear no evil!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder Utopia, and that's the saying for Pirates of Utopia. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the images of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others fire cannons at a handy municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Utopia theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Domo, domo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slacker and slob,
You're up me hearties, domo.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
You're up me hearties, domo.

Domo, domo, a pirate's life for me.

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