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The Pirates of Utopia attraction, fabulously considered to be the best unseen attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of Utopia attraction, fabulously considered to be the best unseen attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of Utopia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 7, 1955
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero happy faces (from "Prehistoric Nose" gossip column, 2009)

Description

"Deceased men hear no lies!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Utopia, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Utopia. Aboard your seat you'll see the scenes of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pass through a defenseless township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Utopia theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh yo, oh yo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we cease and desit,
Hands up me hearties, oh yo.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Hands up me hearties, oh yo.

Oh yo, oh yo, a pirate's life for me.

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