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The Pirates of Utopia attraction, which recently celebrated its official anniversary

Pictured: The Pirates of Utopia attraction, which recently celebrated its official anniversary

Pirates of Utopia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 30, 1958
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Tweens

Description

"Mute men have no fish!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder Utopia, and that's the byline for Pirates of Utopia. Aboard your ferry you'll see the representation of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others fail to make friends in a seaside seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Utopia theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Live up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and chew on a carrot,
Live up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

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