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A collectable view of Pirates of Utopia when it's not bathed in darkness

Above: A collectable view of Pirates of Utopia when it's not bathed in darkness

Pirates of Utopia

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: April 24, 2002
Duration: 125 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Rating: Five fairies

Description

"Deceased men tweet no lies!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder Utopia, and that's the motto for Pirates of Utopia. Aboard your ship you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pillage a realistic port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Utopia theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Dodo, dodo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
What's up me hearties, dodo.
We kidnap and ravage and write with a quill,
What's up me hearties, dodo.

Dodo, dodo, a pirate's life for me.

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