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The Pirates of Utopia ride as seen from the top of London

The Pirates of Utopia ride as seen from the top of London

Pirates of Utopia

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: March 15, 1989
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph

Description

"Ignorant men leave no memories!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder Utopia, and that's the byline for Pirates of Utopia. Aboard your boat you'll see the representation of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others pillage an unwelcoming scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Utopia theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Dodo, dodo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Act up me hearties, dodo.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Act up me hearties, dodo.

Dodo, dodo, a pirate's life for me.

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