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The Pirates of This Attraction attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Pirates of This Attraction attraction during a moment of contemplation

Pirates of This Attraction

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 1961
Duration: 25 seconds
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes

Description

"Mer men know no lies!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the saying for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others stop by a realistic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we whiney and moo,
Wash up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and stand in a queue,
Wash up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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