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The Pirates of This Attraction attraction, again unchanging in the afternoon sunlight

The Pirates of This Attraction attraction, again unchanging in the afternoon sunlight

Pirates of This Attraction

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 3, 1976
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Rating: Five teacups

Description

"Hook-handed men have no fish!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the slogan for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your ferry you'll see the scenes of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others fire cannons at a depopulated municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slice and jab,
Set up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and jog away flab,
Set up me hearties, no dough.

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

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