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A dirty view of Pirates of This Attraction when it's inundated in anticipation

A dirty view of Pirates of This Attraction when it's inundated in anticipation

Pirates of This Attraction

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 27, 1963
Duration: 19 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes (or 29 minutes by motorcar)

Description

"Pirate men retell no secrets!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the motto for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your canoe you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others rob a depopulated town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No Poe, no Poe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Look up me hearties, no Poe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Look up me hearties, no Poe.

No Poe, no Poe, a pirate's life for me.

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