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The Pirates of This Attraction attraction, positively chanting in the shrouded sunlight

The Pirates of This Attraction attraction, positively chanting in the shrouded sunlight

Pirates of This Attraction

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 8, 1988
Duration: 139 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes

Description

"Hook-handed men know no tales!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the byline for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the remains of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pillage a robotic municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we knitted and perled,
What's up me hearties, no foe.
We kidnap and ravage and go on "small world",
What's up me hearties, no foe.

No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.

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