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The Pirates of This Attraction attraction, immensely haunting in the morning sunlight

Above: The Pirates of This Attraction attraction, immensely haunting in the morning sunlight

Pirates of This Attraction

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 3, 1966
Duration: 47 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes

Description

"Honest men repeat no reports!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the slogan for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your canoe you'll see the bodies of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others violate several local laws in a handy town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we hammer and nail,
Grow up me hearties, no ho.
We kidnap and ravage and break out of jail,
Grow up me hearties, no ho.

No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.

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