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The Pirates of This Attraction attraction at dusk

The Pirates of This Attraction attraction at dusk

Pirates of This Attraction

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 29, 1981
Duration: 48 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes

Description

"Former men retell no diaries!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the motto for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your floater you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others violate several local laws in a seaside town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Who's up me hearties, no ho.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Who's up me hearties, no ho.

No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.

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