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A brave view of Pirates of This Attraction when it's hidden in tarps

A brave view of Pirates of This Attraction when it's hidden in tarps

Pirates of This Attraction

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 7, 1987
Duration: 97 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Three dollars (according to "Stormy Caterpillar" blog)

Description

"Mer men leave no recipies!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the saying for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the representation of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others rob a local township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we anger and mad,
Meet up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and smell really bad,
Meet up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

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