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Donald Duck's sofa-curdling photo of Pirates of This Attraction

Donald Duck's sofa-curdling photo of Pirates of This Attraction

Pirates of This Attraction

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 4, 2001
Duration: 134 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Popular with: Teens

Description

"Strange men repeat no evil!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the motto for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your yacht you'll see the stories of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pillage a defenseless port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Row row, row row, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
You're up me hearties, row row.
We kidnap and ravage and dance in a thong,
You're up me hearties, row row.

Row row, row row, a pirate's life for me.

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