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The Pirates of This Attraction attraction, cunningly hiding in the fading park light

Above: The Pirates of This Attraction attraction, cunningly hiding in the fading park light

Pirates of This Attraction

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 22, 1965
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Rating: Four plusses

Description

"More men repeat no truths!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the byword for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your craft you'll see the stories of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others get drunk in a semi-fictional port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Throw up me hearties, no woe.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Throw up me hearties, no woe.

No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.

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