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The Pirates of This Attraction dark ride, ostentatiously encircling in the afternoon sunlight

The Pirates of This Attraction dark ride, ostentatiously encircling in the afternoon sunlight

Pirates of This Attraction

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: October 12, 1997
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 80 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Traditionally targeted at: Drunks

Description

"Pirate men leave no stories!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder This Attraction, and that's the byline for Pirates of This Attraction. Aboard your boat you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others violate several local laws in a jolly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of This Attraction theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh yo, oh yo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Open up me hearties, oh yo.
We kidnap and ravage and go to the prom,
Open up me hearties, oh yo.

Oh yo, oh yo, a pirate's life for me.

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