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The Pirates of Pirateland attraction at dusk

The Pirates of Pirateland attraction at dusk

Pirates of Pirateland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 18, 2008
Duration: 29 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating: An average of seven guests

Description

"Peg-legged men tell no truths!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Pirateland, and that's the byline for Pirates of Pirateland. Aboard your floater you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others violate several local laws in a jolly port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Pirateland theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Clean up me hearties, no Joe.
We kidnap and ravage and stay here too long,
Clean up me hearties, no Joe.

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

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