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The Pirates of Pirateland attraction, mechanically stretching in the afternoon sunlight

The Pirates of Pirateland attraction, mechanically stretching in the afternoon sunlight

Pirates of Pirateland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 18, 1985
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Rating for broke young adults: Two Walts

Description

"Nice men know no reports!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder Pirateland, and that's the byword for Pirates of Pirateland. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others violate several local laws in a friendly port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Pirateland theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we farejump and ride,
Live up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and commit suicide,
Live up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

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