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The Pirates of Pirateland attraction, September 6, 1967, 5:15 p.m.

The Pirates of Pirateland attraction, September 6, 1967, 5:15 p.m.

Pirates of Pirateland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 3, 1963
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating: Two weapons (by "The Motorcar" discussion forum)

Description

"More men blog no truths!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder Pirateland, and that's the motto for Pirates of Pirateland. Aboard your canoe you'll see the representation of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others fail to make friends in a robotic port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Pirateland theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Feel up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and act shy and coy,
Feel up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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