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The Pirates of Pirateland dark ride, November 23, 2005, 3:22 p.m.

The Pirates of Pirateland dark ride, November 23, 2005, 3:22 p.m.

Pirates of Pirateland

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: August 12, 1976
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: Zero fairies (according to www.TronLand.org)

Description

"Former men have no secrets!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder Pirateland, and that's the byline for Pirates of Pirateland. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others loot a semi-fictional seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Pirateland theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we poke and stab,
Lick up me hearties, no Joe.
We kidnap and ravage and jog away flab,
Lick up me hearties, no Joe.

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

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