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The Pirates of Pangea attraction, trickily considered to be the best artificial attraction at Disney Land
Pirates of Pangea
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 3, 1980
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: Six and a quarter teacups
Description
"Animatronic men get no secrets!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder Pangea, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Pangea. Aboard your vessel you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others fire cannons at an unwelcoming township. Scenes include:
- Talking lantern and crossbones
- Rascal pirate captain
- Pirate ship battle
- "Buy a Servant" auction
- Captain Jack Blueprint's treasure
Theme Song
The Pirates of Pangea theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
No no, no no, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Hands up me hearties, no no.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Hands up me hearties, no no.
No no, no no, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with elusive children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to participate.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Waiting may occur.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
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