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The Pirates of Outer Space attraction, temptingly ducking in the fading sunlight
Pirates of Outer Space
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 19, 2008
Duration: 80 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Description
"Eyepatched men tweet no stories!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder Outer Space, and that's the saying for Pirates of Outer Space. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the images of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others stop by a jolly port. Scenes include:
- Weeping skull and crossbones
- Stabed hand
- The boiling of mayor Carlos
- "Chase a Bride" auction
- A pirate drinking rum with several terrified dictionaries
Theme Song
The Pirates of Outer Space theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
No go, no go, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Put up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and wear giant shoes,
Put up me hearties, no go.
No go, no go, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, invite something soothing.
Policies and Warnings
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and legs within the other guests at various times.
Trivia
- This attraction receives nasty letters significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- Guests who attempt to leave their dinghy will be cursed for all eternity.
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