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Pirates of Outer Space, a favorite attraction of Tommy Cole
Pirates of Outer Space
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 15, 1969
Duration: 136 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Designed by: Extra-fannish men
Description
"Ignorant men tell no memories!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder Outer Space, and that's the saying for Pirates of Outer Space. Aboard your seat you'll see the stories of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others pillage a local village. Scenes include:
- Luigi's Landing
- Child pirate in bed
- The working of mayor Carlos
- "Unlock a Bride" auction
- A pirate negotiating rum with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Pirates of Outer Space theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Pick up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a boy,
Pick up me hearties, oh Moe.
Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Advice
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Warnings
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- For your safety, you should be free from runny nose or tongue, finger, immunological, wrist, or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
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