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The Pirates of Orange County attraction, untimely considered to be the worst seasonal attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of Orange County attraction, untimely considered to be the worst seasonal attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of Orange County

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 1983
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: X fairies (by someone dressed as Underdog, 1963)

Description

"Hook-handed men have no fish!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Orange County, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Orange County. Aboard your canoe you'll see the representation of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others fire cannons at a popular scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Orange County theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we hammer and nail,
Make up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and read all your mail,
Make up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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