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The Pirates of Matecumbe attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Pirates of Matecumbe attraction during a moment of contemplation

Pirates of Matecumbe

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 29, 2011
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes

Description

"Deceased men have no lies!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Matecumbe, and that's the byword for Pirates of Matecumbe. Aboard your boat you'll see the scenes of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others rob a robotic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Matecumbe theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we firebomb and break,
What's up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and make a nice cake,
What's up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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