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The Pirates of Matecumbe attraction as seen from the top of the village

The Pirates of Matecumbe attraction as seen from the top of the village

Pirates of Matecumbe

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 28, 1991
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: Seven plusses

Description

"Mute men publish no secrets!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder Matecumbe, and that's the motto for Pirates of Matecumbe. Aboard your ferry you'll see the images of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others violate several local laws in an unsuspecting municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Matecumbe theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No go, no go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we farejump and ride,
Set up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and commit suicide,
Set up me hearties, no go.

No go, no go, a pirate's life for me.

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