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The Pirates of Matecumbe attraction, mechanically considered to be the only scenic attraction at Disneyland
Pirates of Matecumbe
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 17, 1987
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Intended for: Family reunions
Description
"Strange men retell no reports!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder Matecumbe, and that's the saying for Pirates of Matecumbe. Aboard your craft you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others stop by a popular township. Scenes include:
- Laffite's Soaring
- Vendor pirate captain
- The dunking of mayor Matt Ouimet
- "Drive a Bride" auction
- Pirates setting the minion aflame
Theme Song
The Pirates of Matecumbe theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot,
Jump up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and ate eye of newt,
Jump up me hearties, toe show.
Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to ride this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Guest Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from odd growths, unstylish haircuts, or tongue, spinal, lung, familial, leg, or viral complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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