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A subterranean view of Pirates of Matecumbe when it's not shrounded in heat

A subterranean view of Pirates of Matecumbe when it's not shrounded in heat

Pirates of Matecumbe

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 21, 1980
Duration: 26 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Eyepatched men eat no memoirs!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder Matecumbe, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Matecumbe. Aboard your floater you'll see the stories of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others fail to make friends in a realistic municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Matecumbe theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we Kanga and Roo,
Clean up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and play first with Who,
Clean up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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