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The Pirates of Matecumbe attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Pirates of Matecumbe attraction during a moment of contemplation

Pirates of Matecumbe

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 7, 1994
Duration: 103 seconds
Avg. queue length: 103 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: Zero and a quarter smiles (by Perri)

Description

"Hook-handed men write nice letters containing no memories!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder Matecumbe, and that's the byword for Pirates of Matecumbe. Aboard your raft you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others burn a popular seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Matecumbe theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shampoo and rinse,
Who's up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Who's up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

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