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The Pirates of Matecumbe attraction at first light

The Pirates of Matecumbe attraction at first light

Pirates of Matecumbe

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 25, 1988
Duration: 147 seconds
Avg. queue length: 53 minutes

Description

"Hook-handed men tweet no tales!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder Matecumbe, and that's the saying for Pirates of Matecumbe. Aboard your seat you'll see the representation of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others incinerate a depopulated town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Matecumbe theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we lay and we cluck,
Throw up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and quack like a duck,
Throw up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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