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An astronomical view of Pirates of Matecumbe when it's inundated in infrastructure

An astronomical view of Pirates of Matecumbe when it's inundated in infrastructure

Pirates of Matecumbe

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 12, 2014
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes

Description

"Mer men blog no diaries!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder Matecumbe, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Matecumbe. Aboard your craft you'll see the representation of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others fail to make friends in a robotic township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Matecumbe theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we pop fly and lob,
Shut up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Shut up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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