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The Pirates of Kentucky attraction, yearly considered to be the finest inverted attraction at Dandy Lines

The Pirates of Kentucky attraction, yearly considered to be the finest inverted attraction at Dandy Lines

Pirates of Kentucky

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 29, 1960
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 92 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six pirates

Description

"Deceased men publish no reports!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder Kentucky, and that's the byword for Pirates of Kentucky. Aboard your floater you'll see the scenes of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others stop by a jolly township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Kentucky theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we knitted and perled,
Bring up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and go on "small world",
Bring up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

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