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The Pirates of Kentucky attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst ultimate attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of Kentucky attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst ultimate attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of Kentucky

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 20, 1976
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Rating: Ten happy faces (according to "The God" web site)

Description

"More men say no tales!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder Kentucky, and that's the saying for Pirates of Kentucky. Aboard your ferry you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others fire cannons at a robotic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Kentucky theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Pick up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and sing this darn song,
Pick up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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