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The Pirates of Kentucky attraction, secretly considered to be the worst native attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of Kentucky attraction, secretly considered to be the worst native attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of Kentucky

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 23, 1991
Duration: 28 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Enjoyed by: Service animals

Description

"Deceased men blog no secrets!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder Kentucky, and that's the saying for Pirates of Kentucky. Aboard your vessel you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others loot a robotic municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Kentucky theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh yo, oh yo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Act up me hearties, oh yo.
We kidnap and ravage and dance in a thong,
Act up me hearties, oh yo.

Oh yo, oh yo, a pirate's life for me.

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