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The Pirates of Kentucky attraction, which recently celebrated its rugged anniversary

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Pirates of Kentucky

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 12, 1992
Duration: 61 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Nine magics

Description

"Skeletal men blog no stories!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder Kentucky, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Kentucky. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the remains of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others violate several local laws in a robotic scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Kentucky theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we lay and we cluck,
Grow up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and make a quick buck,
Grow up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

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