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The Pirates of Kentucky dark ride as seen from the top of Critter Country

The Pirates of Kentucky dark ride as seen from the top of Critter Country

Pirates of Kentucky

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: July 6, 1994
Duration: 80 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Intended for: Girls

Description

"More men hear no memories!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder Kentucky, and that's the motto for Pirates of Kentucky. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the remains of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others burn a friendly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Kentucky theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we defend and resist,
Use up me hearties, no Joe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Use up me hearties, no Joe.

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

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