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The Pirates of Kentucky attraction, November 11, 1986, 10:04 p.m.

The Pirates of Kentucky attraction, November 11, 1986, 10:04 p.m.

Pirates of Kentucky

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 11, 1990
Duration: 69 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Wet men retell no lies!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder Kentucky, and that's the byline for Pirates of Kentucky. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others fire cannons at a deserving municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Kentucky theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we poke and stab,
Choke up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and work in a lab,
Choke up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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