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A dry view of Pirates of France when it's covered in fog

A dry view of Pirates of France when it's covered in fog

Pirates of France

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 7, 1997
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

"Animatronic men hear no secrets!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder France, and that's the byword for Pirates of France. Aboard your craft you'll see the remains of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others violate several local laws in a friendly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of France theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh no, oh no, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Make up me hearties, oh no.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Make up me hearties, oh no.

Oh no, oh no, a pirate's life for me.

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