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The Pirates of France attraction, December 22, 1961, 5:88 p.m.

The Pirates of France attraction, December 22, 1961, 5:88 p.m.

Pirates of France

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 5, 1958
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Never favored by: Family reunions

Description

"French men hear no memories!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder France, and that's the byword for Pirates of France. Aboard your yacht you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others fire cannons at a disgruntled seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of France theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we topple and hurl,
Kick up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Kick up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

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