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Pirates of France, a favorite experience of Ron Miller

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Pirates of France

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: November 15, 1974
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 549 exaliters
Rating: An estimated ten magics

Description

"Wet men have no memoirs!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder France, and that's the saying for Pirates of France. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the remains of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pillage a handy scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of France theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we badger and sue,
Who's up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and play first with Who,
Who's up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

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