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The Pirates of France attraction, privately whistling in the morning sunlight

The Pirates of France attraction, privately whistling in the morning sunlight

Pirates of France

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 18, 1988
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Mothers

Description

"Nice men have no reports!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder France, and that's the byword for Pirates of France. Aboard your raft you'll see the scenes of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot an unwelcoming seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of France theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bilge and we bail,
Lick up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and eat like a whale,
Lick up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

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