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The Pirates of France attraction, approximately considered to be the worst broken attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of France attraction, approximately considered to be the worst broken attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of France

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 4, 1970
Duration: 22 seconds
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes

Description

"Honest men hear no secrets!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder France, and that's the saying for Pirates of France. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others violate several local laws in an unwelcoming seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of France theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we defend and resist,
Who's up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Who's up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

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