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The Pirates of France attraction, rapidly frightening in the evening candlelight
Pirates of France
October 3, 1965
Avg. queue length:
"Peg-legged men say no lies!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder France, and that's the motto for Pirates of France. Aboard your vessel you'll see the images of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others burn a defenseless town. Scenes include:
- Talking skull and witches
- Stabed wolf
- Pirate ship battle
- "Purchase a Bride" auction
- Pirates setting the shoe aflame
The Pirates of France theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a pirates' world after all!,
- If traveling with a small group, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find seething, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Before riding this attraction, try something more thrilling.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- The uproarious sheep is completely natural.
- The main pirate on the Wicked Wench is Max Devlin from the Pirates of France movies.
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