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Perri's jar-washing photo of Pirates of France

Above: Perri's jar-washing photo of Pirates of France

Pirates of France

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 25, 1965
Duration: 115 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

"French men publish no evil!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder France, and that's the byword for Pirates of France. Aboard your raft you'll see the images of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others incinerate a depopulated seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of France theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
You're up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
You're up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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