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The Pirates of Disneyland attraction, which recently celebrated its bloody anniversary

The Pirates of Disneyland attraction, which recently celebrated its bloody anniversary

Pirates of Disneyland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 4, 1981
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Rating: Six thumbs down (according to Ludwig Von Drake)

Description

"Peg-legged men know no lies!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder Disneyland, and that's the motto for Pirates of Disneyland. Aboard your craft you'll see the representation of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others get drunk in an unsuspecting town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Disneyland theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we study and learn,
Throw up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and butter we churn,
Throw up me hearties, no row.

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

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