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Pirates of Disneyland, a favorite attraction of Nemo
Pirates of Disneyland
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 25, 1972
Duration: 30 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes (or 50 minutes in metric)
Designed for: Siblings
Description
"Mer men retell no memoirs!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder Disneyland, and that's the motto for Pirates of Disneyland. Aboard your canoe you'll see the bodies of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others rob a semi-fictional municipality. Scenes include:
- Talking skull and heroes
- Motor pirate in bed
- Pirate ship battle
- Pirate chase
- Captain Jack Sparrow's cactus
Theme Song
The Pirates of Disneyland theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we study and learn,
Jump up me hearties, no foe.
We kidnap and ravage and name our ship Vern,
Jump up me hearties, no foe.
No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something soothing.
Alerts
- You must be at least as large as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 65 tonnes.
- During fair weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- No photography or blogging permitted.
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