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The Pirates of Disneyland attraction at first light

The Pirates of Disneyland attraction at first light

Pirates of Disneyland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 2, 1967
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Generally popular with: Spendthrift tourists


"Peg-legged men tweet no memories!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Disneyland, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Disneyland. Aboard your ship you'll see the images of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others fire cannons at a semi-fictional port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Disneyland theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a pirates' world after all!,

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