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A burnt view of Pirates of Disneyland when it's covered in children

Above: A burnt view of Pirates of Disneyland when it's covered in children

Pirates of Disneyland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 16, 1963
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes

Description

"Eyepatched men have no evil!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder Disneyland, and that's the saying for Pirates of Disneyland. Aboard your boat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others stop by a handy port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Disneyland theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we knitted and perled,
Run up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and go on "small world",
Run up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

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