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The Pirates of Disneyland attraction, which recently celebrated its bloody anniversary
Pirates of Disneyland
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 4, 1981
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Rating: Six thumbs down (according to Ludwig Von Drake)
Description
"Peg-legged men know no lies!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder Disneyland, and that's the motto for Pirates of Disneyland. Aboard your craft you'll see the representation of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others get drunk in an unsuspecting town. Scenes include:
- Canada bayou
- Gag pirate captain
- The dunking of mayor Tim Burton
- "Buy a Field" auction
- Fascinating storage room
Theme Song
The Pirates of Disneyland theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:
No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we study and learn,
Throw up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and butter we churn,
Throw up me hearties, no row.
No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Warnings
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Be sure to hold your hats and strollers away from the attraction at various times.
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