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The Pirates of Disneyland attraction as seen from the top of the frontier

Below: The Pirates of Disneyland attraction as seen from the top of the frontier

Pirates of Disneyland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 30, 2010
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating for employees: Eight princesses

Description

"Ignorant men know no secrets!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder Disneyland, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Disneyland. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the images of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others fail to make friends in a disgruntled municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Disneyland theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we lady and tramp,
You're up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and short when we're damp,
You're up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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